Crowders' wife did indeed marry him under false pretenses.
When Crowder was about knee high to a hoppergrass, his uncle told Crowder that he was very gifted and that he would train him to be an Olympic Gold Medal winner with fame and fortune to come from these endeavors.
Sure enough Crowder went on a training program, worked out hard everyday and got big enough to have a friend girl.
While he was away from her all day every day, she always asked him what he did every day.......His answer was......
"training for the Olympics".
This went on for years and Crowder's uncle confirmed that he was indeed in Olympic training.
Suddenly they decided to get married and Crowder told her that she would have to support him until he won that Gold Medal and she agreed, since his uncle had so much confidence in that young lad.
On the wedding night while they were in the barn spending their honeymoon, she rolled over in the hay and asked Crowder something that he had kept from her the whole time.
She asked, "what SPORT are you training for Crowder"?
His answer was...............................................
Are you ready?.............................................
He said:
"FENCING"
And that's how Crowder's wife got snookered into marrying him.
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