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[alisonb]

Peter Pan

 

[alisonb]

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

 

[Son of Butch]

alisonb I've have a 17 yr old niece heading your way come May. High School graduating class choir trip.
She was telling me about her teacher talking about elephant poaching. I told her there was no such thing.
So just thought I'd ask....

Where would you ever find a pot big enough to poach an elephant?

 

[greybeard]

same way you eat any elephant....one piece at a time.

 

[alisonb]

You better believe the teacher...there are huge elephant poaching pots for sale here, search the internet and you will see ;-) .
Hope your niece enjoys her visit.

 

[Son of Butch]

The Good Old Days.
You would need to have been born before the 1970s to remember the good old days of a warning shot by police.

 

[alisonb]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Or did we evolve

 

[Rafter S]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Or did we evolve

I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how that fish climbed out of the water and grew legs.

 

[alisonb]

:lol:
The coelacanth

 

[OwnedByTheCow]

What are we paying attention to exactly?

 

[Chocolate Cow]

If we're here to help 'others'.....what are the 'others' here for?

 

[Son of Butch]

There are 3 kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few that learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

 

[Dave]

I am too broke to pay attention.

 

[cowboy43]

I will be 74 this year,does this qualify me to be a dirty old man
and I can say what ever I want too even if political incorrect :cboy:

 

[Son of Butch]

No.
80 is the minimum qualifying age, until then your just an axxhxxx.

 

[Son of Butch]

"In God We Trust" first appeared on U.S. currency in 1864 on the 2 cent coin.

 

[Dave]

Did you know?

The pool on the Titanic is still full of water.

 

[ez14.]

Did you know?

The pool on the Titanic is still full of water.

After all this time? They must have built that pool pretty tight to hold water this long!











:lol:

 

[ez14.]

Do you know what this is?




Anybody who knows what it is probably knows how much of a pain in the butt they can be to replace!

 

[Son of Butch]

Cash is now used in less than 1/3 of purchases daily.