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[greybeard]

plastic mattress covers?
Oh No!!! :help: :cry2:
Don't you realize you're sleeping on a simple molecule away from artificial butter??
:roll:
(well, not really a 'simple' molecule.. )
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Rafter S]

plastic mattress covers?
Oh No!!! :help: :cry2:
Don't you realize you're sleeping on a simple molecule away from artificial butter??
:roll:
(well, not really a 'simple' molecule.. )
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I've slept on worse, and you probably have too.

 

[alisonb]

:lol: :lol:

BTW, You know one can't reach their elbow with their tongue

 

[Son of Butch]

Even Gene Simmons?

 

[alisonb]

He could possibly manage. Did you try? If you did, don't feel lonely :lol:

 

[cowgirl8]

My husband asked me the other day if I knew how it felt to be dead.. I looked at him, probably said some sort of smartallic reply...but then he said. What did it feel like before you were born? :???:

 

[TexasBred]

Our daughter got a good case of bedbugs at her apartment a few years ago, so my wife insisted we put airtight covers on every mattress in the house. I can guarantee ours don't have all that.

Could you hear those critters screaming and scratching as they suffocated?? :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Rafter S]

Our daughter got a good case of bedbugs at her apartment a few years ago, so my wife insisted we put airtight covers on every mattress in the house. I can guarantee ours don't have all that.

Could you hear those critters screaming and scratching as they suffocated?? :lol2: :lol2:

When helping our daughter deal with the problem we were very careful not to transfer them to our house, so I don't believe the airtight mattress covers were really necessary, but I've been married long enough that I kept that opinion to myself.

 

[greybeard]

Our daughter got a good case of bedbugs at her apartment a few years ago, so my wife insisted we put airtight covers on every mattress in the house. I can guarantee ours don't have all that.

Could you hear those critters screaming and scratching as they suffocated?? :lol2: :lol2:

When helping our daughter deal with the problem we were very careful not to transfer them to our house, so I don't believe the airtight mattress covers were really necessary, but I've been married long enough that I kept that opinion to myself.

wisdom...

 

[Craig Miller]

Reckon I've slept on worse in some rig bunkhouses. I've seen guys sleep with no shower and no sheet on those mattresses

 

[Turkeybird]

Next time you get a bed bug infestation take a lil ivomec to keep em off!

 

[Son of Butch]

Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.

 

[greybeard]

Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.

Eddie was the consumate suck butt to adults too, but they were on to him.
Eddie Haskell: How do you do, Mr Cleaver. Excuse me, sir.
Ward Cleaver: [exit Eddie] Hmmph. That boy is so polite, it's almost un-American.

Eddie Haskell Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runway.
June Cleaver: Eddie?
Eddie Haskell Jr.: Yes Mrs. Cleaver?
June Cleaver: Cut the crap.

 

[Son of Butch]

I liked Eddie's line as an adult in the short run "Still The Beaver" tv series.
Working as a building contractor on an addition to Wally's home... it was something like

Wally: Eddie did you get the permits to start building?
Eddie: Permits lead to inspection and if you want to build to code it's gonna cost more.

 

[Son of Butch]

36% of children are just legs

 

[Son of Butch]

"If I were a ranch, they'd call me The Bar None."
sex symbol Rita Hayworth (1946)

 

[greybeard]

I used to frequent a place in Burleson County Tx called the Bar-None-Bar.
They asked ya if you were carrying a knife when you walked in and if you said 'no', they'd hand you one..

 

[ga.prime]

Thursday night football one of the worst ideas ever.

 

[Son of Butch]

O.K. fine how about this one:
Thomas Jefferson was 45 years old when he fathered a child with his 15 yr old household slave Sally Heming.
He fathered 6 children with Heming, with the final child being born when he was 65.

 

[cowboy43]

Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat. :hide: