andybob
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"top o th' mornin' te ye Father Muldoon"
Top o' th' mornin te ye too Paidrich, And how would ye be today?"
"Oh I'm not feelin, meself athall Father!"
:Glad te hear it Paidrich, twas a nasty habit ye had dere!"
Seamus walkes into a building site looking for work.
"What's your name?" askes the foreman.
"Seamus O'Saunnessy" replies that worthy.
"Could you please spell that?" enquires the foreman.
"Keep ye B...dy job!!!"
A man is pulled out of the canal, a crowd gathers as his rescuer attempts to rescuscitate him.
After several minutes water is still pouring out of the victims mouth, and no sign of him recovering.
"does anyone here know C.P.R?" enquires his would be rescuer.
"No but I kno about hydrostatics!" REplies Paddy'.
The man ignores him and returns to his task.
A few minutes later, he repeats the question,with the same reply.
By the third time,the crowd is booing poor Paddy, and the rescuer, in fustration askes"What could you possibly know about hydrostatics that is relevant to this situation?"
"only this" replies Paddy, "If ye don't get his backside out o' the water, y'll pump the canal dry!'
Top o' th' mornin te ye too Paidrich, And how would ye be today?"
"Oh I'm not feelin, meself athall Father!"
:Glad te hear it Paidrich, twas a nasty habit ye had dere!"
Seamus walkes into a building site looking for work.
"What's your name?" askes the foreman.
"Seamus O'Saunnessy" replies that worthy.
"Could you please spell that?" enquires the foreman.
"Keep ye B...dy job!!!"
A man is pulled out of the canal, a crowd gathers as his rescuer attempts to rescuscitate him.
After several minutes water is still pouring out of the victims mouth, and no sign of him recovering.
"does anyone here know C.P.R?" enquires his would be rescuer.
"No but I kno about hydrostatics!" REplies Paddy'.
The man ignores him and returns to his task.
A few minutes later, he repeats the question,with the same reply.
By the third time,the crowd is booing poor Paddy, and the rescuer, in fustration askes"What could you possibly know about hydrostatics that is relevant to this situation?"
"only this" replies Paddy, "If ye don't get his backside out o' the water, y'll pump the canal dry!'
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