chrisy
Well-known member
I was not going to write this, but after I removed all the daggers from my back and buck shot from my a**, I thought why not. so here goes it gave me lol, LMFAO...... 
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At the end of the Tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles, What do you do with the candle drippings?"
Good question" noted the Rabbi "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles"
Oh!" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. but he went on with his obnoxious way: "What about all these Matzo purchases? what do you do with the crumbs?"
Ah yes" replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.........
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of Matzo balls"
I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi "Well Rabbi" he went on "What do you do with all the left over Foreskin from the cicumcisions you perform"
Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and pass them over to the Tax Office!!!"
"Then once a year they send us a complete DICK"
;-) At the end of the Tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles, What do you do with the candle drippings?"
Good question" noted the Rabbi "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles"
Oh!" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. but he went on with his obnoxious way: "What about all these Matzo purchases? what do you do with the crumbs?"
Ah yes" replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.........
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of Matzo balls"
I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi "Well Rabbi" he went on "What do you do with all the left over Foreskin from the cicumcisions you perform"
Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and pass them over to the Tax Office!!!"
"Then once a year they send us a complete DICK"
