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Ok, was I the only one that thought the chain could fly up and kill the kid?
 
I was thinking just last night, that an asteroid could could come crashing thru the roof and kill me in my bed....
 
greybeard":2wp70nd3 said:
I was thinking just last night, that an asteroid could could come crashing thru the roof and kill me in my bed....

Wow! There are much more likely causes of death. I just ran the numbers:

1:678,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by an asteroid.
1:256,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by your bull.
1:234,000 chance of being killed in your bed by a car driven by a drunk TexasBred.
1:78,000 chance of being killed in your bed by Muslin Terrorist who have mistaken you for Highgrit.
1:9,564 chance of being killed in your bed by your wife who thinks you are having an affair with one of the heifers.
1:450 chance of being killed in your bed by a tree that was cut down by Shyhightree because you upset the Great Spirit.
 
inyati13":1ais1zzr said:
greybeard":1ais1zzr said:
I was thinking just last night, that an asteroid could could come crashing thru the roof and kill me in my bed....

Wow! There are much more likely causes of death. I just ran the numbers:

1:678,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by an asteroid.
1:256,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by your bull.
1:234,000 chance of being killed in your bed by a car driven by a drunk TexasBred.
1:78,000 chance of being killed in your bed by Muslin Terrorist who have mistaken you for Highgrit.
1:9,564 chance of being killed in your bed by your wife who thinks you are having an affair with one of the heifers.
1:450 chance of being killed in your bed by a tree that was cut down by Shyhightree because you upset the Great Spirit.

:lol2:
 
inyati13":iqtnmwtu said:
greybeard":iqtnmwtu said:
I was thinking just last night, that an asteroid could could come crashing thru the roof and kill me in my bed....

Wow! There are much more likely causes of death. I just ran the numbers:

1:678,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by an asteroid.
1:256,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by your bull.
1:234,000 chance of being killed in your bed by a car driven by a drunk TexasBred.
1:78,000 chance of being killed in your bed by Muslin Terrorist who have mistaken you for Highgrit.
1:9,564 chance of being killed in your bed by your wife who thinks you are having an affair with one of the heifers.
1:450 chance of being killed in your bed by a tree that was cut down by Shyhightree because you upset the Great Spirit.
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