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[Central Fl Cracker]

My wife (Iron Pants ) uses the same email as me and opens up one of my Private Message's. She comes in the room the other day and says " I thought you were just getting a few cows for your weekend hobby. And I said I thought you told me you only own a few shoes. So the deal we made she buys any more shoes I get to buy 2 more cows. Being around her after being married 25 years I should be up to a real big rancher in 12 more months. I foresee having 50 cattle in no time. Now if I could get her to let me have 2 more cows everytime I have to go to a party or such that I hate doing I could add 10 or 15 more this year.
Ain't marriage great. :lol:

 

[Hasbeen]

I guarantee there is more leather in my wife's shoe closet than there is in my pastures.

 

[warpaint]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me!!!!

 

[flaboy-]

How many times have we heard, "I don't have any shoes to wear", when the closet is full of them? ;-)

 

[Central Fl Cracker]

Iron Pants even has to match her shoe color with her purses. I saw a very cute 20 year old blonde the other day and if Iron Pants does not staighten out I will be introducing my twin boys to their new Step Mom.

 

[skyeagle]

Glad I have a down the earth wife. It does take shoes to
make her feel good.

 

[Central Fl Cracker]

one pair of new shoes= 2 cows
purse to match shoes= 1 cow
me go to boring parties= 2 cows
Spend the night at her mothers = 2 cows
Break bread with sister in law = 2 cows
Take out trash = 1 cow
Talk to her mother in law on the phone = 3 cows
Bitching about me leaving up the toilet seat= 2 cows
Me and my mother in law going to lunch alone= New Tractor
My sister in law spending the night= Sqeeze chute

 

[Ryder]

Me and my mother in law going to lunch alone= New Tractor

At least :!: :!:

 

[cfpinz]

Talk to her mother in law on the phone = 3 cows

You might want to rephrase that before she talks to your mother! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[TNTLivestock]

one pair of new shoes= 2 cows
purse to match shoes= 1 cow
me go to boring parties= 2 cows
Spend the night at her mothers = 2 cows
Break bread with sister in law = 2 cows
Take out trash = 1 cow
Talk to her mother in law on the phone = 3 cows
Bitching about me leaving up the toilet seat= 2 cows
Me and my mother in law going to lunch alone= New Tractor
My sister in law spending the night= Sqeeze chute

LMAO! And for the record, not all women have a closet full of shoes. I have a couple pairs of cowboy boots, a pair of sneakers and my muck boots. What more do I need??

I wonder what I could use from your list to build up my herd? Too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[jersey lilly]

You forgot the biggest one of all....

Havin to go shoppin WITH your wife......how many cows is that worth?
Or maybe I should reword that....how many cows is it worth to a woman to hafta take a man shoppin with her??? This can work both ways ya know. hehe

I'm another that doesn't have a closet full of shoes.....I have several pairs of boots, but wear one pair 99.9% of the time, don't own a pair of sneakers, my boots are much more comfortable than any pair of those...... I don't even own a pair of "sunday shoes" since I wear my boots to church too.

 

[Herefordcross]

The parties 'ought to be worth at leas ten cows.

 

[CowCop]

one pair of new shoes= 2 cows
purse to match shoes= 1 cow
me go to boring parties= 2 cows
Spend the night at her mothers = 2 cows
Break bread with sister in law = 2 cows
Take out trash = 1 cow
Talk to her mother in law on the phone = 3 cows
Bitching about me leaving up the toilet seat= 2 cows
Me and my mother in law going to lunch alone= New Tractor
My sister in law spending the night= Sqeeze chute

This is priceless~!

I am going to modify this list to build up my herd 10 times faster than planned.

Thank you~!!

 

[TheBullLady]

Hmmm..... I don't need anything besides boots either. And recently on vacation turned down jewelry for a heifer at the next sale. Hubby didn't appreciate the rejection, said the jewerly is a lot cheaper.

 

[Alan]

You guys are a bunch of wimps... I do what I want when I want. I tell my wife what she can have and can't have, I wear the pants.... oh sh#t my wife is up and coming in...gotta go!

morning hun

 

[dun]

You guys are a bunch of wimps... I do what I want when I want. I tell my wife what she can have and can't have, I wear the pants.... oh sh#t my wife is up and coming in...gotta go!

morning hun

Is this your theme song?

http://www.seanmorey.com/mansong.html