Letter From A Farm Kid - Who Joined Marines.

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Tommy Ruyle

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Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps Recruit Training beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay... practically nothing. Men got to shave but it's not so bad... there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you 'til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all-comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding on in.

Your loving daughter,
Alice
 
Tommy Ruyle":1me7yotc said:
Evidently, your not a Marine. Enough said.

I have a number of family members in the military, including one Marine. I would never dream of comparing farm work to what their service. It's absurd.

I guess you are a Marine. God bless you for your service.

I still don't find any humor here.
 
lakading, I'm trying to be disrespectful and I don't if you ever served in the military or not. (It really doesn't matter to me.) But for those of us who have, we get it and it is funny. I guess you just have to be there.
 
I was never in the armed services but I do have the utmost respect for those that were and are. I didn't read into it any disrespect to the marines.
 
Bama":1t88m0ef said:
I was never in the armed services but I do have the utmost respect for those that were and are. I didn't read into it any disrespect to the marines.

Guess I'm overly sensitive on this subject. :oops:
 
Lakading,

You need to chill out a little bit! This joke has been around for a while. The point is to illustrate how tough country folks are. That's done by giving the reader insight into their take on something that most people understand is very grueling (i.e. Marine Corps boot camp). The joke was never intended to be disrespectful to the Marine Corps, and no sensible person would assume that it was.
 
bullred":2gpa8orb said:
Lakading,

You need to chill out a little bit! This joke has been around for a while. The point is to illustrate how tough country folks are. That's done by giving the reader insight into their take on something that most people understand is very grueling (i.e. Marine Corps boot camp). The joke was never intended to be disrespectful to the Marine Corps, and no sensible person would assume that it was.

I understand the intent. But IMO illustrating "how tough country folks are" by comparing their chores, etc. to what Marines endure is distasteful.

Perhaps I have read too much in to it. I've said all I care to on this one.
 
Having been in the military,Airborne Ranger, I have been the subject of a lot of jokes.

I thought this was sorta laughing at the city folks.

But on the other hand being raised on a farm in the mo. ozarks I really think jump school and ranger training was a lot easier for me than most the city folk.

When they made us get up at 0600hrs every morning I was glad to get to sleep in late.

Cal
 
Having been married to a marine from TX(thought that was the worst thing I'd ever done) He'd have found it funny. I don't see any disrespect intended.
 
Gliderider":4fd5fxlx said:
Having been married to a marine from TX(thought that was the worst thing I'd ever done) He'd have found it funny. I don't see and disrespect intended.

Well, I am ex-mil and laugh every time I see a derivative of this very old story.

Bez!
 
These jokes do the rounds in all armies,sometimes laughing at ourselves was the only way to cope with combat stress.
We were ordered to stop referring to our top brass as "The Muppet Show", as it was disrespectfull-do you think that bothered those of us at 'the sharp end?' just added to the humour!
 

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