With a whip in one hand and a hot-shot in the other, Bart was trying to get some yearlings to load onto the scale. Having had enough, an 800 lb. steer turned and ran over Bart. The other 21 head did the same, leaving Bart somewhat tamped into the ground. Several cowboys helped him up and Bart immediately began complaining loudly that he hurt every place he touched. They rushed Bart to the emergency room where he was examined by a doctor.
"Doc, I'm hurt bad. No matter where I touch, the pain is terrible." To prove his point, Bart touched his left arm and squealed in pain. Then he touched his right knee and the sharp intake of breath left no doubt that the pain was intense.
Baffled, the doctor ordered x-rays. After looking at the x-rays, the doctor returned to the examination room where Bart was anxiously awaiting the results.
The doctor said, "Bart, you're going to need surgery."
"Oh my gawd," Bart whimpered. "Am I going to make it, Doc?"
"I think so," said the doctor. "You have a severely broken finger."
LOL
"Doc, I'm hurt bad. No matter where I touch, the pain is terrible." To prove his point, Bart touched his left arm and squealed in pain. Then he touched his right knee and the sharp intake of breath left no doubt that the pain was intense.
Baffled, the doctor ordered x-rays. After looking at the x-rays, the doctor returned to the examination room where Bart was anxiously awaiting the results.
The doctor said, "Bart, you're going to need surgery."
"Oh my gawd," Bart whimpered. "Am I going to make it, Doc?"
"I think so," said the doctor. "You have a severely broken finger."
LOL
