Flatbroke
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A Montanan, a Texan and a North Dakotan are sitting in the air-port coffee shop. The North Dakotan talking about his farm in the Red River Valley says my farm is so big I can drive my 4X4 tractor all day long and when the sun sets I am still in the same sugar beet field. The Texan sys ye'a my ranch is Texas is big, I can leave in the morning and drive my truck through the middle of it, and when the sun sets I am still on my ranch...
The montanan takes another sip of his coffee an says "I had a truck like that once".
The montanan takes another sip of his coffee an says "I had a truck like that once".