Joe.....

[chrisy]

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle,
was devastated.

A couple of months later, Myrtle also died.


Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe.


Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him.
She ran towards him, calling his name: "Joe! Darling... "


Joe said: "Hold your horses, woman, and don't 'darling' me!
The deal was very clear!! "Until death do us part!"

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: In another life I think I know this fella.

 

[upfrombottom]

When Joe passed away, Myrtle went to the local paper to have his obituary published. The paper guy told her the price was $1 a word, not wanting to spend any money,she replied "just say Joe Died." The paper guy, feeling sorry for her and thinking maybe she didn't have the money, told her they were running a special and she could get five words for the price of two. She thought for a minute and replied: "Just put in Joe Died, Boat for Sale."