I'm perplexed

[Jogeephus]

My son is in the military and is required to have random drug testing. After being informed they were going to have to report for testing the next morning they decide to make the testing a bit more interesting so they go to the grocer and purchase a bunch of red food coloring and drink about a cup each. Next day they report to the medical office and have to fill an empty cup in front of a witness. With theatrical moans of painful agony they each fill a cup with the dyed urine. I'm perplexed at where he would get such ideas. :???:

 

[mnmtranching]

Sounds like normal behavior to me. :lol: I would have used purple. :cowboy:

 

[john250]

I hope the military is as amused as I am. :lol2:

 

[3waycross]

I don't know Jo, but I've heard something about the relationship of apples falling from a given tree, and where they land. :nod:

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

I have a vison of someone peeling alot of taters. I dought it was his mothers fault. :lol:

 

[grannysoo]

I'm clueless as to where he could come up with an idea like that..... :lol:

On another note, I think that everyone that gets a check from our government should have to do the same test. Amusing that it's required from the military, but not politicians or check recepients.

 

[jedstivers]

I'm clueless as to where he could come up with an idea like that..... :lol:

On another note, I think that everyone that gets a check from our government should have to do the same test. Amusing that it's required from the military, but not politicians or check recepients.

Now that is the best idea I heard in a while.

 

[mobgrazer]

And I thought that pickled red beats worked well for that. Hmm learn a new one every day.

With it all being clean fun and having to brothers in the army I know there are worse things for them to do to have fun…

 

[Jogeephus]

I'm clueless as to where he could come up with an idea like that..... :lol:

On another note, I think that everyone that gets a check from our government should have to do the same test. Amusing that it's required from the military, but not politicians or check recepients.

What gets me is that school bus drivers do but teachers don't. This is a pet peeve of mine. I guess its a union thing.

 

[I luv herfrds]

Like the "Impossible Situp" it gets passed around and everybody shares ideas.

 

[larryshoat]

I reckon boys will be boys, sounds a lot like some of the stuff I used to do . Hopefully there is not some old man that doesn't find it amusing .

Larry

 

[Lammie]

I'm clueless as to where he could come up with an idea like that..... :lol:

On another note, I think that everyone that gets a check from our government should have to do the same test. Amusing that it's required from the military, but not politicians or check recepients.

What gets me is that school bus drivers do but teachers don't. This is a pet peeve of mine. I guess its a union thing.

School bus drivers need it for worker's comp. It amazed me that teachers and state jobs don't require at least a pre-employment drug screen.

 

[Jogeephus]

I reckon boys will be boys, sounds a lot like some of the stuff I used to do . Hopefully there is not some old man that doesn't find it amusing .

Larry

From what I understand everyone thought it was funny as it kinda broke the monotony.

 

[mobgrazer]

I just got off the phone with my brother and he says they lock them all in a bathroom and they all have to pee before they can leave (I would think some units do it differently). He says some get pee fright and the colored pee is just something for everyone to talk about. He likes smirf piss the best.

I don't know if I would want to be in a bathroom with a bunch of guys that can't let it flow with someone watching. Just the thought of colored piss might make a few let it flow so they can get out of there.