I'm Gone From Here Too.

Yeah, well which cheek? I done seen some your wimmin and they have more cheeks in more places than a cow pie has files. :shock:

You sure you didn't mean sweat cheeks :?:
 
Well, dang! I finally found my Webster's and it appears I really am a deviate!! Cabo, that makes you one too. Not sure bout you Van. To all ya'll beggin my co-hort to hang around, ya'll are just feedin that ego of his. He aint goin nowhere. 8)
 
I'm fixin' to make a list of my demands,before I can consider residing here.I want a dozen big uns' delivered here before midnight.Warts, moles, beards and blowed out udders will be a plus. :shock:
 
Crowderfarms":3g1p3wrh said:
I'm fixin' to make a list of my demands,before I can consider residing here.I want a dozen big uns' delivered here before midnight.Warts, moles, beards and blowed out udders will be a plus. :shock:



Spandex lady will be there by 11:00pm





Pink Grandma will be arriving soon after.




Enjoy!
-From your friends here in the Coffee Shop!
 
Those would probably get culled. Not near big enough. He likes the ones where he has to strap and ax handle across him to keep from falling in. :shock:
 
flaboy-":1w1aoc5a said:
Those would probably get culled. Not near big enough. He likes the ones where he has to strap and ax handle across him to keep from falling in. :shock:

Falling in what? :shock:
 
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Seriously tho, Crowder. you shouldnt joke around about leaving if you arent really going to do it. thats like crying wolf. I mean what if one of those ladies accidentally sat on you and you got stuck. we would never know! we would just assume you really did leave and theres no telling how long you would be stuck in her fanny... you might have to wait for passers-by to come to your rescue. do you know how long that might take, what with the diameter of some of those chicas and all?
 
MikeC":2cw7hia4 said:
flaboy-":2cw7hia4 said:
Those would probably get culled. Not near big enough. He likes the ones where he has to strap and ax handle across him to keep from falling in. :shock:

Falling in what? :shock:

Ever hear the joke about "help me find my car keys and we will drive out"? :lol:
 
I Just hung up with Rent-A-Sheep. They're on the way with a trailer load for the GitTogether.I asked for a herd of one's with Glandular problems. :shock:
 
Miss Daisy said:
Speaking of fatties, I heard Crowder was lookin to purchase some sheep for his personal use...
quote]

Miss Daisy, you are a woman after my own heart! Looks like you just joined the deviates. :lol:
 
flaboy-":2rt7ir23 said:
Miss Daisy":2rt7ir23 said:
Speaking of fatties, I heard Crowder was lookin to purchase some sheep for his personal use...
quote]

Miss Daisy, you are a woman after my own heart! Looks like you just joined the deviates. :lol:

There's a lot more of us than I thought. We might have to start our own web site " We be Deviates".
 
warpaint":jqtiatcu said:
flaboy-":jqtiatcu said:
Miss Daisy":jqtiatcu said:
Speaking of fatties, I heard Crowder was lookin to purchase some sheep for his personal use...
quote]

Miss Daisy, you are a woman after my own heart! Looks like you just joined the deviates. :lol:

There's a lot more of us than I thought. We might have to start our own web site " We be Deviates".

You guys are "Deviants", not "Deviates". :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
MikeC":3j77jc4l said:
warpaint":3j77jc4l said:
flaboy-":3j77jc4l said:
Miss Daisy":3j77jc4l said:
Speaking of fatties, I heard Crowder was lookin to purchase some sheep for his personal use...
quote]

Miss Daisy, you are a woman after my own heart! Looks like you just joined the deviates. :lol:

There's a lot more of us than I thought. We might have to start our own web site " We be Deviates".

You guys are "Deviants", not "Deviates". :lol: :lol: :lol:

you must be, too. you knew how to spell it. ;-)
 
cowgirl580+":89oeb1o7 said:
MikeC":89oeb1o7 said:
warpaint":89oeb1o7 said:
flaboy-":89oeb1o7 said:
Miss Daisy":89oeb1o7 said:
Speaking of fatties, I heard Crowder was lookin to purchase some sheep for his personal use...
quote]

Miss Daisy, you are a woman after my own heart! Looks like you just joined the deviates. :lol:

There's a lot more of us than I thought. We might have to start our own web site " We be Deviates".

You guys are "Deviants", not "Deviates". :lol: :lol: :lol:

you must be, too. you knew how to spell it. ;-)

I IS! :lol:
 
Miss Daisy":2gwg0xso said:
Speaking of fatties, I heard Crowder was lookin to purchase some sheep for his personal use...


Oh GAWD, this is funny...I'm laughing so hard I'm about to...oops, be right back!

Ack, ack, ack
 

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