I'm Gone From Here Too.

[Crowderfarms]

I cant take the pressure of these boards no more.

I've been accused of liking Fat Girls, Black Puddin', and being Friends with such deviates as Warpaint, FlaToy, MikeC, Bullbuyer,Cabo,Scout, Cowgirl580, Rebelcritter, and a host of others.Mom always told me if I swimmed with Ducks I'd learn to SH%T like one.I think it would be best for all the other members here if I just saddle up my Stick Pony and ride off into the Sunset.Sorry If I ever hurt anyone's feeling.Cowgirl, you most of all, I'm sorry. Our online romance and friendship was great for the day it lasted. I'll mail you some coupons from the discount Chinese Laundry I'll be workin at in San Francisco.Maybe we can have a tall latte if you ever happen into this part of the Country.

It's been real, and I made a lot of great friends, but I'm afraid that some Gals husband may show up from B.C. and kick my butt If I stay here. I guess the EQUP programs hurt my ratings, as far as being a Welfare Cattleman, as well.

We'll still have the GitTogether, But there wont be no Mud Rasslin' or Hooters girls in the Bounce House.Just a Spagheeti Supper or somethin'.Sorry it has to be this way, maybe some day I'll be back.

Your Friend,
Uncle Crowder

 

[MikeC]

Don't let the door hit you in the a$$. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cfpinz]

Don't let the door hit you in the a$$. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hear the real reason he's leaving is to make a sequel to some Hollywood movie, Brokeover Tennessee Hills!

 

[backhoeboogie]

Mom always told me if I swimmed with Ducks I'd learn to SH%T like one.

Think about that crowder. You could turn out like those well fed beauties you hang with. :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[MikeC]

Mom always told me if I swimmed with Ducks I'd learn to SH%T like one.

Think about that crowder. You could turn out like those well fed beauties you hang with. :shock: :shock: :shock:

He has an affiinity for things that "Waddle" when they walk! :shock:

 

[RebelCritter]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

You cant go! I will miss you! Life will not be complete without you! You know folks wouldnt make fun of you if they didnt love you! :heart: I LOVE you Uncle Crowder! DONT GO!!!!

 

[Bullbuyer]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

You cant go! I will miss you! Life will not be complete without you! You know folks wouldnt make fun of you if they didnt love you! :heart: I LOVE you Uncle Crowder! DONT GO!!!!

While I don't share that level of enthusiasm, we're all staying right where we are ! Crowder ain't going no where - neither is anyone else. If we all ran and hid evertime someone stuck their tongue out at us - we'd all still be stuck in first grade hiding under the jungle gym!!
Besides, Crowder can't go anywhere right now - I'm callin' him out - he lumped me in with a bunch of hooligans and called us "deviates", he's gotta answer for this name calling.

Bullbuyer

 

[cowgirl580+]

I cant take the pressure of these boards no more.

I've been accused of liking Fat Girls, Black Puddin', and being Friends with such deviates as Warpaint, FlaToy, MikeC, Bullbuyer,Cabo,Scout, Cowgirl580, Rebelcritter, and a host of others.Mom always told me if I swimmed with Ducks I'd learn to SH%T like one.I think it would be best for all the other members here if I just saddle up my Stick Pony and ride off into the Sunset.Sorry If I ever hurt anyone's feeling.Cowgirl, you most of all, I'm sorry. Our online romance and friendship was great for the day it lasted. I'll mail you some coupons from the discount Chinese Laundry I'll be workin at in San Francisco.Maybe we can have a tall latte if you ever happen into this part of the Country.

It's been real, and I made a lot of great friends, but I'm afraid that some Gals husband may show up from B.C. and kick my butt If I stay here. I guess the EQUP programs hurt my ratings, as far as being a Welfare Cattleman, as well.

We'll still have the GitTogether, But there wont be no Mud Rasslin' or Hooters girls in the Bounce House.Just a Spagheeti Supper or somethin'.Sorry it has to be this way, maybe some day I'll be back.

Your Friend,
Uncle Crowder

well! if you feel that way about it... i guess there's nothing we can say to make you stay.

 

[Lammie]

But Uncle Crowder, you were gonna help me to get Little Jimmy that operation!

 

[redfornow]

Hey lets all leave....

Then it would be quite and perfect and just a wonderful place.

Then I would come back and screw it all up by just being here.

Crowder,
We all know you just come here to meet the ladies anyway.

MD

 

[Cabo]

Crowder,
We all know you just come here to meet the ladies anyway.

MD

Not a bad idea! Some of us look better on here.

 

[cfpinz]

Crowder,
We all know you just come here to meet the ladies anyway.

MD

Or the big hairy-legged men pretending to be ladies...

 

[Alice]

Crowder,
We all know you just come here to meet the ladies anyway.

MD

Or the big hairy-legged men pretending to be ladies...

Now Crowder, you know you and Aunty Alice had that little talk...

 

[cowgirl580+]

Crowder,
We all know you just come here to meet the ladies anyway.

MD

Or the big hairy-legged men pretending to be ladies...

Now Crowder, you know you and Aunty Alice had that little talk...

yeah, and we all seen the results of that talk, too.

{way to go Alice :lol:}

 

[warpaint]

Deviate, am I? Well, just as soon as I can locate that there $5.00 college word in my trusty, dusty Webster's, I'm fairly sure I'm gonna take offense!!

 

[Cabo]

Paint, I don't have one of them Websters, let me know if I need to be offended too. Bet it's got something to do with biguns.

 

[warpaint]

Will do, Cabo. Just as soon as I recollect where I left it. ;-)

 

[cowgirl580+]

Paint, I don't have one of them Websters, let me know if I need to be offended too. Bet it's got something to do with biguns.

according to good 'Ol Webster, Crowder's the deviate and we're all normal. ;-)

 

[Bullbuyer]

What's a Webster ? Is that some kind of spider?

 

[MikeC]

What's a Webster ? Is that some kind of spider?

Pretty good there, bullbuyer. :lol: :lol: