I'm Gone From Here Too.

[VanC]

Crowder- By not including me in your list of friends and deviates you have hurt me to the core of my very being. Nothing in my life up to now comes close to the pain I feel at this moment. I feel so empty inside.

I'M LEAVING, TOO!! :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowder- By not including me in your list of friends and deviates you have hurt me to the core of my very being. Nothing in my life up to now comes close to the pain I feel at this moment. I feel so empty inside.

I'M LEAVING, TOO!! :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

I'm sorry Van. I've always been told if you love something, turn it loose, if it dont come back hunt it down and kill it. Sorry it had to be this way. It was such an emotionally charged moment addressing my fellow board members,and political rivals, that I somehow left you out.I'm truly sorry I did that from the bottom of my Lower Intestine.

 

[flaboy-]

I cant take the pressure of these boards no more.

I've been accused of liking Fat Girls, Black Puddin', and being Friends with such deviates as Warpaint, FlaToy, MikeC, Bullbuyer,Cabo,Scout, Cowgirl580, Rebelcritter, and a host of others.Mom always told me if I swimmed with Ducks I'd learn to SH%T like one.I think it would be best for all the other members here if I just saddle up my Stick Pony and ride off into the Sunset.Sorry If I ever hurt anyone's feeling.Cowgirl, you most of all, I'm sorry. Our online romance and friendship was great for the day it lasted. I'll mail you some coupons from the discount Chinese Laundry I'll be workin at in San Francisco.Maybe we can have a tall latte if you ever happen into this part of the Country.

It's been real, and I made a lot of great friends, but I'm afraid that some Gals husband may show up from B.C. and kick my butt If I stay here. I guess the EQUP programs hurt my ratings, as far as being a Welfare Cattleman, as well.

We'll still have the GitTogether, But there wont be no Mud Rasslin' or Hooters girls in the Bounce House.Just a Spagheeti Supper or somethin'.Sorry it has to be this way, maybe some day I'll be back.

Your Friend,
Uncle Crowder

ACCUSED of liking fat girls :?: Why we have more evidence on you than Monica had on her dress. :shock:

What's your point about deviates? You jealous?

Your so called romantic endeavors usually last about 10 seconds so I have been told by more than one of your X's. That's why they are X's!

All this after I protected your butt from the paternity suit out of B.C. and saved your life when some feller showed up on my door step wanting to know how to find a guy called Crowder. He was after all carrying a pretty big gun at the time.

I fed your pigs when your wife made you get rid of them that one week. You sent them down here and all those fat gals because you couldn't tell them apart.

I haven't shot any of your brokeback buddies lately.

I intentionally wrote bad song lyrics so yours would look good.

MikeC, Bullbuyer, and others saved your butt several times by letting you use pictures of their places and cows so you wouldn't look so much like a hobby farmer.

Critter and Cowgirl saved your butt in that limp wristed bar that one night. Remember when you got drunk, took off your pants and said you were taking all comers. :shock:

Warpaint, heck he has saved you so many times, he should be in your will.

Remember when your wife found you and that sheep? Who let you sleep in the barn those 10 days after the shots?

Buddy you just don't know how good you have it here. Where else can you be a legend in your own minds? ;-)

 

[Bullbuyer]

I hope everybody is happy now - seems like flaboy got his feelings hurt.
That's how it is - everything is all fun and games 'til somebody gets hurt.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

don't know where you could go crowder no one else would put up with you

 

[flaboy-]

Yeah, but which personality is leaving? :shock:

 

[cowgirl580+]

Yeah, but which personality is leaving? :shock:

:shock: ya mean there's more of him running around? (i don't mean his kids either).

 

[flaboy-]

Yeah, but which personality is leaving? :shock:

:shock: ya mean there's more of him running around? (i don't mean his kids either).

Come on Cowgirl, you been here long enough to know Crowder has MPD. Multiple Personality Disorder. That when coupled with My Plump Diva's disorder makes him a walking time bomb. ;-)

 

[cowgirl580+]

Yeah, but which personality is leaving? :shock:

:shock: ya mean there's more of him running around? (i don't mean his kids either).

Come on Cowgirl, you been here long enough to know Crowder has MPD. Multiple Personality Disorder. That when coupled with My Plump Diva's disorder makes him a walking time bomb. ;-)

yeah, i know. its just that i wanted to forget for longer than a min. self defense mechanism ya know? he keeps trying to tell everyone that we had some sort of "Coffee Shop" romance and i'm just traumatized by it, so i'm trying to forget. :help:

 

[Ryder]

Rev. Uncle, Candidate, Crowder,
Remember, there aint no such thing as bad publicity on the campaign trail.

Crowder for President

 

[Nowland Farms]

........I've been accused of liking Fat Girls, Black Puddin', and being Friends with such deviates as Warpaint, FlaToy, MikeC, Bullbuyer,Cabo,Scout, Cowgirl580, Rebelcritter, and a host of others.......

Since Crowder didn't call me by name, I guess I'm not a deviate or even a friend. Life is Good !!!!!

 

[MikeC]

........I've been accused of liking Fat Girls, Black Puddin', and being Friends with such deviates as Warpaint, FlaToy, MikeC, Bullbuyer,Cabo,Scout, Cowgirl580, Rebelcritter, and a host of others.......

Since Crowder didn't call me by name, I guess I'm not a deviate or even a friend. Life is Good !!!!!

I fear he has a special category for you!

I wouldn't worry about it none too much though. I been called a lot worse things than "Deviate". :lol:

 

[Sawgum]

Uncle Crowder ! You cant just up and quit like that Texas feller, What was his name, Oh yeah, Ross Perot ! You dont want to leave us all hanging!

 

[cowgirl580+]

Uncle Crowder ! You cant just up and quit like that Texas feller, What was his name, Oh yeah, Ross Perot ! You dont want to leave us all hanging!

ya know what? i really think he is gonna quit like that texas feller. gonna leave us high and dry. heard tell thru the grapevine that the Mrs. was gettin a little P.O.'d at him, plus some of the other fellers on here calling him a "Welfare Rancher". He just couldn't take it anymore.

 

[Crowderfarms]

........I've been accused of liking Fat Girls, Black Puddin', and being Friends with such deviates as Warpaint, FlaToy, MikeC, Bullbuyer,Cabo,Scout, Cowgirl580, Rebelcritter, and a host of others.......

Since Crowder didn't call me by name, I guess I'm not a deviate or even a friend. Life is Good !!!!!

Another deviate friend, Nowland Farms. There it's done. :x Now I'm really gone.

 

[fitz]

I cant take the pressure of these boards no more.

I've been accused of liking Fat Girls, Black Puddin', and being Friends with such deviates as Warpaint, FlaToy, MikeC, Bullbuyer,Cabo,Scout, Cowgirl580, Rebelcritter, and a host of others.Mom always told me if I swimmed with Ducks I'd learn to SH%T like one.I think it would be best for all the other members here if I just saddle up my Stick Pony and ride off into the Sunset.Sorry If I ever hurt anyone's feeling.Cowgirl, you most of all, I'm sorry. Our online romance and friendship was great for the day it lasted. I'll mail you some coupons from the discount Chinese Laundry I'll be workin at in San Francisco.Maybe we can have a tall latte if you ever happen into this part of the Country.

It's been real, and I made a lot of great friends, but I'm afraid that some Gals husband may show up from B.C. and kick my butt If I stay here. I guess the EQUP programs hurt my ratings, as far as being a Welfare Cattleman, as well.

We'll still have the GitTogether, But there wont be no Mud Rasslin' or Hooters girls in the Bounce House.Just a Spagheeti Supper or somethin'.Sorry it has to be this way, maybe some day I'll be back.

Your Friend,
Uncle Crowder

Bye.
Wishing your future the very best life has to offer.



fitz

 

[VanC]

Crowder- By not including me in your list of friends and deviates you have hurt me to the core of my very being. Nothing in my life up to now comes close to the pain I feel at this moment. I feel so empty inside.

I'M LEAVING, TOO!! :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

I'm sorry Van. I've always been told if you love something, turn it loose, if it dont come back hunt it down and kill it. Sorry it had to be this way. It was such an emotionally charged moment addressing my fellow board members,and political rivals, that I somehow left you out.I'm truly sorry I did that from the bottom of my Lower Intestine.

OK. Now that I've got my much needed attention fix, I guess I'll stay for awhile.

 

[cowgirl580+]

Crowder- By not including me in your list of friends and deviates you have hurt me to the core of my very being. Nothing in my life up to now comes close to the pain I feel at this moment. I feel so empty inside.

I'M LEAVING, TOO!! :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

I'm sorry Van. I've always been told if you love something, turn it loose, if it dont come back hunt it down and kill it. Sorry it had to be this way. It was such an emotionally charged moment addressing my fellow board members,and political rivals, that I somehow left you out.I'm truly sorry I did that from the bottom of my Lower Intestine.

OK. Now that I've got my much needed attention fix, I guess I'll stay for awhile.

good, we need more deviants on here. ;-)

 

[Alan]

Crowder you are having a get together? Was I invited? Oh sh... wait I just saw the entertainment... Ah ,I'm busy got to wash my one hair.... Just kidding around... take lots of pics to post here for us guys too far to make it. Even if you do quit.

Alan

 

[Miss Daisy]

I surely haven't been reading these boards very long but i know they won't be the same without you. I look up to ya as one of the most knowledgable people on here and i will miss your advice (and laughs!) I hate to see ya go.