Haunting questions from a friend

[Just_a_girl]

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME...


Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be

before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting
that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him?


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane ?


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?


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If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?


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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address
in the first place?

 

[msscamp]

And here I thought I needed to get a grip! :shock: :lol: :lol:

 

[Angus In Texas]

talk about making a person nuts....... to much thinking involved with those questions.

;-)

 

[Just_a_girl]

talk about making a person nuts....... to much thinking involved with those questions.

;-)

To be honest, I couldn't read it all the way through the first time. Had to let my ADD digest it a little at time. :help: :lol: :lol: Of course, being the generous person that I am, I wanted to share. :shock: :lol: :lol:

 

[HOSS]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[- Claireview -]

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

You got me. lol.



Skye.

 

[mtncows]

1/Sure

2/Not important necessarily but newsworthy

3/Pays for the listeners' time

 

[f150fatboy]

Why do they call them apartments when they are all together??

 

[csutton]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?

Taxes....

 

[Wewild]

Why would the 14 year old not let the 10 year old share a food product of which the 14 year had 2.

 

[Alice]

Why would the 14 year old not let the 10 year old share a food product of which the 14 year had 2.

'Cause he's a baaaaaaad boy...

Alice