well my girlfriend told me she wanted a "cow" for her "birthday"...ok so i'm not sure if she's serious or not. she's the love of my life and I would do anything for her. Something about "dairy" or "cow" or "calf" with out "rabies"? Well, my wife is also considered my sister in some senses of the word. Are there any cows for sale at garage sales? Could anyone help me with this predicament, I am wanting to give her this as a Christmas gift. Last year I got her a lawnmower and let's just...three fingers and two toes later...that didn't work out. Does anyone have any creative wrapping tips? Do cows have to have air? Or would it be ok enclosed in a box for over 24 hours? Is it possible to keep cows as inside pets? Can they be "litter trained" or do they make "flea collars" that are big enough?