finish this sentence....Its so hot...

[GMN]

When I milk the cows the milk comes out spoiled.

GMN

 

[GMN]

Its so hot I feel like Im in he!! already.

good one!

 

[Outrigger2]

i saw a guy in a orange shirt burst into flames

 

[mitch2]

... I wore pants today.

We have a front that dropped on us overnight and it feels UNFREAKINBELIEVABLE :heart: :heart: :heart:

High today of 78 degrees and dew points in the mid 50's... you could almost swear it was nearing the end of Sept.

3rd crop needs to be mowed, started blooming, but big storms brewing for Sat and then Sun thru Wed forcasting some more much needed showers due to Tropical storms/hurricane residue. I'm ok with it tho, our corn and pastures needed the rain badly... we will wait to mow.

I'm just going to enjoy today and tomorrows weather :heart:

Michele

 

[HOSS]

It's so hot here that the chickens are laying boiled eggs. Beef is medium rare.....on the hoof.

It's so hot I had to pour a bottle of Advil into my AC unit to try and get the temperature down.

It's so hot that you can drink the water straight from the stock pond cause it has already been boiled......

 

[icandoit]

......I saw a Coyote chasing a rabbit and they were both carrying canteens.

 

[bigbull338]

its so hot that my feet burn in rubber boots or tenny shoes.

 

[funky 4-Her]

... the corn is half cooked on the cob

 

[RebelCritter]

the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

the trees are whistling for the dogs

you can make instant sun tea.

you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

 

[tuck]

hotter than two squirrels in a sock.

 

[TREY-L]

It's so hot and dry that all my catfish in my stock pond are covered in ticks!!!!

 

[TREY-L]

It's hotter than the inside of Rosie O'Donnell's thighs on corduroy day! :shock: ;-)

 

[oscar p]

It's hotter than a blisterd pussy (cat) in a pepper patch. Forgive me

 

[Miss Daisy]

It's hotter than a blisterd be nice (cat) in a pepper patch. Forgive me

:shock: forgiven! :lol:

 

[newrancher]

Its hotter than a freshly bred fox in a forest fire

 

[Tegerian]

Its hotter than a freshly bred fox in a forest fire

That made me think of Skynyrd.

 

[Crowderfarms]

This heat is rougher than 3 nights in jail.

 

[CKC1586]

Dad always had a saying...

It's hotter than a three peckered billy goat.

 

[msscamp]

It's too hot to even breathe, much less do anything.

 

[ga. prime]

It's so hot..... I saw a politician and he didn't have his hands in anybodys pockets.