hooknline":238fs51d said:Quit analyzing the joke 3way. Yer killing me ;-)
3waycross":2qq4ykzr said:hooknline":2qq4ykzr said:Quit analyzing the joke 3way. Yer killing me ;-)
Not yet but yer on my list........... ;-)
I deleted my post, just edit yours and it will be gone.3waycross":3h7e026m said:careful we don't want to get this locked!
tom4018":3quv4x1v said:I deleted my post, just edit yours and it will be gone.3waycross":3quv4x1v said:careful we don't want to get this locked!
I did not see them any worse than what others are posting including yours.
Sorry, as normal I am the :dunce: .
Once again I am sorry, I did not mean to offend anyone, It was a joke, Not a POLITICAL discussion.3waycross":2my84zse said:tom4018":2my84zse said:I deleted my post, just edit yours and it will be gone.3waycross":2my84zse said:careful we don't want to get this locked!
I did not see them any worse than what others are posting including yours.
Sorry, as normal I am the :dunce: .
mine wasn't POLITICAL
i REALLY LIKE THIS THREAD AND POLITICAL WILL WRECK IT FOR SURE.
cow pollinater":3j32ur0e said:We need jokes that are offensive to nearly everyone regardless of political persuassion... I'll lend a hand...
The plane's captain came on the loudspeaker and announced that the plane was going to go down over open water and everyone should take steps to get ready for impact.
A young woman in first class began to panic..."I'm to young and pretty to die today!" she screamed "I just want someone to make me FEEL LIKE A WOMAN one more time!" she ranted on. It was then that her eyes settled on a tall dark and handsome man at the back of the plane... He held her gaze and rose to his feet and began to unbutton his shirt as he moved slowly but assuredly in her direction. Step by step he made his way to the woman at the front of the plane without losing intense eye-contact with her. As he neared her he undid the final shirt button and removed his shirt to reveal his broad shoulders, held the shirt out to her and said..."Please iron this."
cowboy43":gkgx7pmw said:Rancher called his batchlor ranch foreman in to give him his orders. I gotta go on a business trip to buy some bulls and will be gone for a week. As you know the wife is springing real heavy and may give birth while I'm gone so I want to you to stay around the house and take special care of her. The old foreman said don't worry about her I'v birthed thousands of calves. So the rancher left and came back a week later and was ancious about his wife so his first question was about the wife. The old foreman said wife and baby was find it was a easy birth and he helped her deliver their in the house , as it came so quick it wasn't time to get the doctor. So the happy father went in to see wife and baby and came back out instantly mad as an old wet hen. What the be nice happened to the wife you said all went well and her face is all back and blue like she had the be nice beat out of her. The old foreman said all went well but I had one be nice of a time to get her to eat the afterbirth. :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:tom4018":3ujfllwz said:I thought you took offenese to the car joke also, so I just deleted them all. Seems like it is not my day, I have upset too many people today.
Guess I better go feed some cattle, maybe I won't upset them too bad.
cowboy43":1htatoc1 said:Rancher called his batchlor ranch foreman in to give him his orders. I gotta go on a business trip to buy some bulls and will be gone for a week. As you know the wife is springing real heavy and may give birth while I'm gone so I want to you to stay around the house and take special care of her. The old foreman said don't worry about her I'v birthed thousands of calves. So the rancher left and came back a week later and was ancious about his wife so his first question was about the wife. The old foreman said wife and baby was find it was a easy birth and he helped her deliver their in the house , as it came so quick it wasn't time to get the doctor. So the happy father went in to see wife and baby and came back out instantly mad as an old wet hen. What the be nice happened to the wife you said all went well and her face is all back and blue like she had the be nice beat out of her. The old foreman said all went well but I had one be nice of a time to get her to eat the afterbirth. :shock: