Kills me every time!
Hope the wife doesn't see this
First wife used the smoke detector for a cook timer.
First wife used the smoke detector for a cook timer.
My current wife doesn't cook, has done things like burning a pot of boiling salted water, cooked a ham one Christmas and stuck an entire jar of cloves in it making it inedible, wants steaks cooked well done, but has a plenty of 'redeeming qualities'. Enough so that we've made 30 years together.My first wife invited me for dinner once. She made microwave chicken wings. When she put them on my plate, they were almost thawed out.....
My ex wife when we were first dating she wanted to cook me a steak, well she did it in the frying pan because that is all she had. It was done, like shoe leather; she killed dead dead dead. After that I cooked the steaks.My current wife doesn't cook, has done things like burning a pot of boiling salted water, cooked a ham one Christmas and stuck an entire jar of cloves in it making it inedible, wants steaks cooked well done, but has a plenty of 'redeeming qualities'. Enough so that we've made 30 years together.
Did you use the fart button?I test drove a Tesla yesterday. It was a big disappointment, no new car smell,not even from the leather seats. Smelled like musk
My wife's culinary skills have a lot to be desired, her idea of cooking is to put something on the stove and go away and play with her ipad and come back later and find things boiled dry or well over done, yes she likes her steak overdone. She cooks for herself now and I cook for me if I want to live.My current wife doesn't cook, has done things like burning a pot of boiling salted water, cooked a ham one Christmas and stuck an entire jar of cloves in it making it inedible, wants steaks cooked well done, but has a plenty of 'redeeming qualities'. Enough so that we've made 30 years together.
My current wife doesn't cook, has done things like burning a pot of boiling salted water, cooked a ham one Christmas and stuck an entire jar of cloves in it making it inedible, wants steaks cooked well done, but has a plenty of 'redeeming qualities'. Enough so that we've made 30 years together.