Daily Chuckle

[greybeard]

What does it mean when a man is lying in bed gasping for air and calling out his wife's name?

She didn't hold the pillow down long enough

 

[Ouachita]

What does it mean when a man is lying in bed gasping for air and calling out his wife's name?

She didn't hold the pillow down long enough

Probably payback for all the times he farted and made her gasped for air while holding her under the sheets.

 

[gman4691]

I just got an emotional support animal. It's a pig. Well, not a whole pig. Ok, it's just bacon. But I've never been unhappy while eating bacon so it works.

 

[gman4691]

Every time I get in a car, I secretly pretend to be a pirate so I can be a: Pirate of the Car I Be In

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[rocket2222]

When dad cow foreman for Warren Livestock there was a neighbor that plowed with his band new Ford 3/4 ton. This would have been back in the 60's and he messed up the rear springs on that truck. Ford gave him a new truck.

Old ford must not been much.
A 1946 willys jeep

 

[rocket2222]

 

[rocket2222]

 

[greybeard]

A Sunday School teacher asked her class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by one drawing -- it showed four people on an airplane!

Teacher: "What Bible story is that?"

Kid: "It's the flight to Egypt."

Teacher: "I see ... and that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus ... but who's the fourth person?"

Kid: "Oh, that's Pontius, the Pilot."

 

[coachg]

 

[Twisted]

 

[gman4691]

 

[gman4691]

 

[TexasJerseyMilker]

 

[greybeard]

My wife just left me because "I'm insecure"

Oh wait..................she's back............................she just went to get a cup of coffee..
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[coachg]

 

[coachg]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[CowboyRam]

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Mine was much scarier at home. More like a Mrs. Jekyll

 

[Warren Allison]