I rented an expensive luxury car.......
and was shocked to learn that it didn't come with a driver.
All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
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After sex with this woman I picked up at the bar
she said, "You're easily the biggest I've ever had."
Apparently, "ditto" was the wrong response. Visiting hours at the hospital are 10 am to 8 pm.
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Little Linda was waiting outside the shop for her mother when this man came up to her and asked, young lady, can you tell me where the Post Office is?
Little Linda says, go down 3 streets and turn left.
The man said thank you, I'm the new pastor and if you come to church on Sunday, I'll show you the way to heaven!!
Little Linda said, That's big talk for someone that can't even find their way to the Post Office!!