Daily Chuckle

[CowboyRam]

 

[Farm Family]

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Still have snow piles melting and saw my first mosquito yesterday…

 

[sstterry]

 

[Grayme]

I thought your 'helping' was to encourage the process.
ya know I was just ribbing ya

Absolutely. What's life if we can't kid around a little bit.

 

[Son of Butch]

Still have snow piles melting and saw my first mosquito yesterday…

I'm surprised it's the first time you've seen a mosquito. Our Minnesota state bird gets around

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[coachg]

Glad we don't have to deal with these guys !

 

[coachg]

Or granddaughter

 

[Big Creek]

I probably wouldn't be nearly that nice to him.

 

[Travlr]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

What did the bald man say when his grand daughter gave him a comb?

"Thanks sweetheart, I'll never part with it".

Not just anyone can work at a Mountain Dew plant.

You must have a can dew attitude..

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?


The best of thymes, the worst of thymes

 

[greybeard]

should get me in trouble with just about everyone..

After having the 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough since they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor (veterinarian) and told him the he and his wife (cousin) didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure call a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it and put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." so he wanted a second opinion and he visited a doctor in Georgia.
That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but seeing his patient was from Alabama, he told him to go home and get a cherry bomb light it and put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Since the second doctor told him of the same procedure of the first doctor he decided that it MUST work. So the man went home, lit the cherry bomb and put it in the beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1,2,3,4,5" at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand….

*This procedure also works in Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky, West Virginia, Florida, So. Carolina, Missouri and Arkansas.

 

[coachg]

 

[Son of Butch]

A group of people at the start of the 21st century were discussing what was the greatest invention of the 20th century.
The automobile? the airplane? cell phone? wireless internet?
To which a 90 yr old woman replied; "I've always been fond of indoor plumbing."

 

[gman4691]

A group of people at the start of the 21st century were discussing what was the greatest invention of the 20th century.
The automobile? the airplane? cell phone? wireless internet?
To which a 90 yr old woman replied; "I've always been fond of indoor plumbing."

THAT'S perspective

 

[CowboyRam]

A group of people at the start of the 21st century were discussing what was the greatest invention of the 20th century.
The automobile? the airplane? cell phone? wireless internet?
To which a 90 yr old woman replied; "I've always been fond of indoor plumbing."

I think she was right. You don't realize how much you take indoor plumbing for granted until you have trouble with your septic tank. We have been fighting our septic tank for awhile, finally had to have it replaced. I would have not thought it would cost six grand just to have a new septic tank put in. I'm glad that is over.

 

[coachg]

should get me in trouble with just about everyone..

After having the 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough since they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor (veterinarian) and told him the he and his wife (cousin) didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure call a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it and put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." so he wanted a second opinion and he visited a doctor in Georgia.
That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but seeing his patient was from Alabama, he told him to go home and get a cherry bomb light it and put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Since the second doctor told him of the same procedure of the first doctor he decided that it MUST work. So the man went home, lit the cherry bomb and put it in the beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1,2,3,4,5" at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand….

*This procedure also works in Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky, West Virginia, Florida, So. Carolina, Missouri and Arkansas.

Bammer fan , row tide !