Reminds me of a story from several years ago when a doctor asked a young lady this question. Her answer was "Sometimes, but usually I just lay there".
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Nesikep
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I was "brushing up" on my photoshopping skills
Travlr
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That's like the Chevy Subhuman and Ford Exploder...
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MurraysMutts
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That will solve a BUNCH of problems.
Best challenge yet!
coachg
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Let's call it the Woke Challenge or The Trans Test
Travlr
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An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. The old farmer plowed a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet and caught the farmer's wife smack in the back of the head, killing her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached the farmer he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
After the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
~ Author Unknown
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet and caught the farmer's wife smack in the back of the head, killing her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached the farmer he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
After the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
~ Author Unknown
wbvs58
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Special tool designed for those who "identify" as a women,helps the process.
Son of Butch
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So you're in favor of sex change surgeries.
greybeard
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I believe that would be a gender delete tool, not a sex change.
Son of Butch
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helps the process = sex change, as the process removes testicles before inverting penis for vaginoplasty
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greybeard
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You know way way too much about this subject.....
Nesikep
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That's what I was thinking....
Son of Butch
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lolOr perhaps Know Nothings should stick to subjects of which they at least have a basic understanding.
Not necessarily, that would be a way to see if that person is serious about it!So you're in favor of sex change surgeries.
Son of Butch
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of course
