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Travlr
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A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.
They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself.
As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, "Father, Father I'm cold!"
So the priest gets up and puts another blanket on the nun. "Is that better Sister?" he asks. "Yes Father, much better," she replies. So he gets back in his sleeping bag and starts to nod off when she again calls out with, "Father I'm still cold!"
So once again the priest gets up and puts another blanket on her, ensuring she is tucked into the bed well. "Is that better Sister?" he asks.
"Oh yes Father, that's much better," she says.
So the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and this time is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her call of, "Father, Father I'm just so cold!"
The priest thinks long about this and finally says, "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard. No one but you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night. How about, just for this night, we act as though we were married?"
The nun thinks on this for a minute, she can't help but admit to herself she's been curious, and finally answers with a tentative, "OK Father, just for tonight, we will act as though we are married."
So the Father replies, "Get up and get your own damned blanket ya cow!" and rolls over to fall asleep.
They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself.
As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, "Father, Father I'm cold!"
So the priest gets up and puts another blanket on the nun. "Is that better Sister?" he asks. "Yes Father, much better," she replies. So he gets back in his sleeping bag and starts to nod off when she again calls out with, "Father I'm still cold!"
So once again the priest gets up and puts another blanket on her, ensuring she is tucked into the bed well. "Is that better Sister?" he asks.
"Oh yes Father, that's much better," she says.
So the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and this time is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her call of, "Father, Father I'm just so cold!"
The priest thinks long about this and finally says, "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard. No one but you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night. How about, just for this night, we act as though we were married?"
The nun thinks on this for a minute, she can't help but admit to herself she's been curious, and finally answers with a tentative, "OK Father, just for tonight, we will act as though we are married."
So the Father replies, "Get up and get your own damned blanket ya cow!" and rolls over to fall asleep.
Ouachita
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You forgot the part where he farted.
SBMF 2015
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MurraysMutts
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There's other funnier ones around. Googoo hurt feelings report.
This one was the most language sensitive
RDFF
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2 can also never fill because the pipe to 3 is slightly above the top of 3... so 3 will run over and 1 will never fill to the upper pipe that runs to 2. And even if the pipe to 3 was down low enough to be below the top of 3 so that it was down in the water when that one filled, 3 would still run over as soon as the water level in that pipe got higher than the top of 3.
HOWEVER... depending on who owns the faucet, that drip might get fixed before any of the cups get filled (highly unlikely.............)
My guess is if this faucet is owned by any of us on here, we're all too pre-occupied with reading jokes on CattleToday to worry about a leaky faucet, so the room these things are in will eventually fill up completely..., the cups will all be covered in an event reminiscent of Noah's flood, as will the faucet, and we'll never know the answer, because nobody will ever have taken a break to verify and document which one actually did fill up first!
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RDFF
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WAIT A MINUTE! ................ We ALL got it wrong................... including D2................... there's not a pipe delivering water to that durned faucet! None of the cups will ever fill.... because there's only that one single drop to come out of that faucet!!!!
Silly wabbits! Don't you just hate it when you over think it! Deluge averted... you can go back to your joke reading on CT now!
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Mrcopier
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Not in some worlds
Mrcopier
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So true
greybeard
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Ouachita
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An odd number of them identified as twins
Bob-s
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CowboyRam
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Bob-s
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Ouachita
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Hey there Bob,
I don't think that can be a true story. Something about "American" Indian and "litre" is a dead giveaway
I don't think that can be a true story. Something about "American" Indian and "litre" is a dead giveaway
