Ouachita
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I try, but I can't talk for laughing. Iffin I'm doing real good, sometimes I ignite.
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greybeard
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no I'm not.
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pleasantpasturesbeef
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Right??!!
Son of Butch
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Why does Hawaii have an Interstate Highway?
The Lunacy of Big Government Bureaucracy.
Funny, but not so funny.
The Lunacy of Big Government Bureaucracy.
Funny, but not so funny.
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Son of Butch
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MurraysMutts
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Nahhh
greybeard
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, in a small southern town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked her,
Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked her,
Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
In a trial, in a small southern town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked her,
Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked her,
Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
crossbreed
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Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed door ways and windows. He got back into the car, rolled down the windows and fired everything up. Two days later a neighbor peeked in a window and saw him in the car. Medical teams arrived, broke in and pulled him from the garage. A little sip of water and Brian was in perfect condition, however his Tesla had a dead battery. A bumper sticker on the back of his car said REGISTERED DEMOCRAT
Hogfarmer10
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greybeard
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Not to socialists there isn't.
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chaded
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A careful study of Scripture will show the error of your statement. You either don't know what socialism is or how to interpret and apply the teachings of Scripture. My guess would be a little of both. I hesitate to say this but I'd be interested in your exegesis on the subject.
greybeard
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That's a man?
