Lannie
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When you ask when they'll be at your house to install (or do work), they only say "between 8:00 and noon" or "between 1:00 and 5:00" or something similar. Never an exact time. Karma's a bitch! ROFL!
Daily Chuckle
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Cable repairmen, telephone, ect will never give you and exact time, they will always give you like a 4-5 hour window.
MurraysMutts
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Ooooo!
makes a bit of sense now.I guess if a guy has a need for TV and a house phone he's probly got plenty of time to wait around for such nonsense!
Rafter S
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It's not just for cable, but repair people will sometimes say they'll be at your house on a certain day, and give a range of five or six hours instead of a specific time.
MurraysMutts
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Yall must be some kinda rich!
Cable TV, house phones, "repair people"
If it's broke, I fix it. The cows watch..
Cable TV, house phones, "repair people"
If it's broke, I fix it. The cows watch..
You need to save all of your money to pay for the cheese you eat.Yall must be some kinda rich!
Cable TV, house phones, "repair people"
If it's broke, I fix it. The cows watch..
SBMF 2015
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MurraysMutts
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That's just beautiful!
SBMF 2015
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I was talking to a guy the other day about a feed wagon that was broke. He said he wouldn't even know where to begin to fix it. I said of course not, your not as poor as me!Yall must be some kinda rich!
Cable TV, house phones, "repair people"
If it's broke, I fix it. The cows watch..
Learn how to fix it or do with out. That's how REAL farmers survive.
MurraysMutts
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greybeard
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It is said that one has to spend money to make money so.......
Are you poor because you are cheap or cheap because you are poor?
coachg
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Lannie
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Hmmm... an "old fart" would know how to spell "aisle."
MurraysMutts
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Named'em Tamed'em
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Named'em Tamed'em
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Son of Butch
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Said by the guy trying to part you from your money.
coachg
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I just copy them and share them , I don't go all English teacher on them and correct grammar and spelling.Hmmm... an "old fart" would know how to spell "aisle."
Pnw Farmer
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My wife doesn't find the humor in this one like I do....
A little girl attends a wedding with her mother and when the bride walks down the aisle she leans over and whispers to her mother, "Mama, why does she wear a white dress?" Her mother whispers back to her that white is the color of happiness and her wedding day is one of the happiest days of her life. The little girl nods and goes quiet. Pretty soon she gets her mother's attention once again and whispers, "Mama, if white is the color of happiness then why is the groom dressed in black???"
A little girl attends a wedding with her mother and when the bride walks down the aisle she leans over and whispers to her mother, "Mama, why does she wear a white dress?" Her mother whispers back to her that white is the color of happiness and her wedding day is one of the happiest days of her life. The little girl nods and goes quiet. Pretty soon she gets her mother's attention once again and whispers, "Mama, if white is the color of happiness then why is the groom dressed in black???"
