Daily Chuckle
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greybeard
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GoWyo
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Bacon is the gateway meat for vegans.
And now you probably have that song stuck in your head. You're welcome!
greybeard
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Fresh muffins. Hot out of the oven!
Ohhhhhhhh…
Do you know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man,
who lives on Drury Lane?
Yes, I know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man.
Yes, I know the muffin man,
who lives on Drury Lane.
The ice cream man is coming!
Ohhhhhhhhh…
Do you know the ice cream man,
the ice cream man, the ice cream man?
Do you know the ice cream man,
who lives on Drury Lane?
Yes, I know the ice cream man,
the ice cream man, the ice cream man.
Yes, I know the ice cream man,
who lives on Drury Lane.
Apples, peaches, pears, and plums…get your fresh fruit here!
Ohhhhhhhhhh…
Do you know the fruit stand man,
the fruit stand man, the fruit stand man?
Do you know the fruit stand man,
who lives on Drury Lane?
Yes, I know the fruit stand man,
the fruit stand man, the fruit stand man.
Yes, I know the fruit stand man,
who lives on Drury Lane.
Ohhhhhhhhhh….
Do you know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man,
who lives on Drury Lane?
Yes, I know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man.
Yes, I know the muffin man,
who lives on Drury Lane.
greybeard
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In 20 years, when kids ask about the Great Toilet Paper shortage of 2020, I'm telling them..
We had to drag our bare butts across the lawn,
In the snow,
Uphill,
in both directions,
Dodging Murder Hornets.
We had to drag our bare butts across the lawn,
In the snow,
Uphill,
in both directions,
Dodging Murder Hornets.
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kenny thomas
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And Fire Ants.
Ebenezer
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Economics, inflation and supply shortages are affecting everything. Have you noticed that dog and cat food don't taste as good as they used to?
Oklahoma stockyard in 1933. 90 years ago!
Nesikep
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I just used my mask
Travlr
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Well that's pretty unsanitary... After all, they aren't effective against particulate transfer.
Named'em Tamed'em
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wbvs58
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coachg
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Which of those 2 cowboys are you Warren ?
