Daily Chuckle

[Big Creek]

Yep, but he checked one of Joe's rainbow requirements.

Great reason to appoint it to an important position.

 

[Son of Butch]

Great reason to appoint it to an important position.

Biden nominated, but took 2 republicans to approve the appointment.

 

[Son of Butch]

Ever notice that everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac and everyone who drives slower is an idiot? - George Carlin

 

[greybeard]

My Boss hated it when I shortened his name to Dick

Especially since his name was Steve

 

[greybeard]

Ever notice that everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac and everyone who drives slower is an idiot? - George Carlin

I've known some fast driving idiots and some slow driving maniacs.. especially when they were driving farm equipment

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Mrcopier]

If true, god bless

if true god bless Gary!

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

He was a good friend of mine.....

 

[greybeard]

What generation was Forrest Gump in?

Gen A

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

There is an animal alive today, probably a million at least in the world. Turn of the 20th century there were probably 10 times the amount we have today. If every single one of them were to suddenly die off at one time, in one day, they would not be extinct. In 333 days you could have a whole new population of a million of them. What is this animal?

 

[Warren Allison]

There is only one animal...a mammal.. that can run 20 miles without stopping. I mean run..not slow to a walk or a trot or a pace or any other gait, but run for 20 miles. What is it?

 

[Son of Butch]

probably man - marathon runners
Animals have no reason to run continuously for 20 miles, so they would rest after 6 or 8 miles no matter how frightened.

 

[daneg]

Oops.

 

[wbvs58]

There is only one animal...a mammal.. that can run 20 miles without stopping. I mean run..not slow to a walk or a trot or a pace or any other gait, but run for 20 miles. What is it?

A Cadoodle.

Ken

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Son of Butch]

There is an animal alive today, probably a million at least in the world. Turn of the 20th century there were probably 10 times the amount we have today. If every single one of them were to suddenly die off at one time, in one day, they would not be extinct. In 333 days you could have a whole new population of a million of them. What is this animal?

hmm- chicken doesn't seem right... but it must be an animal with fertilized eggs available to continue species or eggs already buried to hatch and hatch year round, otherwise extinct if all die before mating season. Alligator? Tortoise? Sea turtle? I don't know.

What is the answer to the 2 animal questions you posted?

 

[Warren Allison]

hmm- chicken doesn't seem right... but it must be an animal with fertilized eggs available to continue species or eggs already buried to hatch and hatch year round, otherwise extinct if all die before mating season. Alligator? Tortoise? Sea turtle? I don't know.

What is the answer to the 2 animal questions you posted?

No. Read it again. It is a MAMMAL.