Crowder's Impeachment Future (Poll)

[aplusmnt]

Taking a poll to see how long you guys think Crowder will make it as our New President provided he can beat Hillary in 08. And what do you think will be his downfall?

Personally I think it will be very similiar to the last Impeachment we had of a President. In other words it will involve a fat woman, a stained dress and probably a cigar. They say history does repeat itself.

Or do you think he is more of a Richard Nixon type?

 

[aplusmnt]

Whoops forgot about the Foley incident, you think maybe something like this could be his Monica? Could he be trusted with the pages? :lol:

 

[backhoeboogie]

I had to "write him in" here in Texas.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

He'll be impeached for his after hour policies.

 

[jack.diamond]

Crowder needs to have a very strong political platform to stand on. Something other than the tables at Hooters. Being the staunch Redneck he proclaims to be, he could run on the slogan "two possums in every pot". Most likely the downside of his whistle stop campaigning would be the kissing of all the mommies instead of the babies. The spin control doctor could handle this though.

As far as Crowder vs. Hillary, he's got to work on his repretoire. She's ahead of him in the fertilizer department.

Can be done, he's got the time. Don't know about the money.

Worry about one thing at a time. Forget the impeachment proceedings until about 283 days after he's elected.

Jack

 

[aplusmnt]

Crowder needs to have a very strong political platform to stand on. Something other than the tables at Hooters. Being the staunch Redneck he proclaims to be, he could run on the slogan "two possums in every pot". Most likely the downside of his whistle stop campaigning would be the kissing of all the mommies instead of the babies. The spin control doctor could handle this though.

As far as Crowder vs. Hillary, he's got to work on his repretoire. She's ahead of him in the fertilizer department.

Can be done, he's got the time. Don't know about the money.

Worry about one thing at a time. Forget the impeachment proceedings until about 283 days after he's elected.

Jack

I think you might be right the kissing of the mommies instead of babies is one of his weaknesses.

As far as beating Hillary, we will have to wait and see which one gets caught with a strange Woman in their bed.

Also think there is a strong chance Crowder might get removed from office for Treason. I think he will be trying to fire up the ole war between the North and South and separate the south from the Union. First thing he will probably due is fly the confederate flag over the White House.

 

[MillIronQH]

First thing he will probably due is fly the confederate flag over the White House.

And that would be a bad thing because????????? :D Z

 

[aplusmnt]

First thing he will probably due is fly the confederate flag over the White House.

And that would be a bad thing because????????? :D Z

Never said it was a bad thing, just might get him in some trouble.

His biggest problem will probably be how hard it will be for him to sneak those hefty women in to the Oral Office. :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I dont think Ya'll have any clue of why I'd ever be impeached...I'm as straight laced as a pair of cowboy boots.

I would most definitely order the Rebel Flag flown at all State buildings,Hooters and Stock Yards.

As far as any criminalistic preceedings go, there may be a some resignations requested from my staff.It's hard to picture Paint showing up un-trashed to a cabinet meeting. Or Aplus, sniffing Mr. Clean in the bathroom. :shock:

 

[redfornow]

I repeat Crowder DID NOT have relations with anyone over 400lbs.....






He wanted to.........

But he didnt, isnt that worth at least a vote or four.
I wouldnt use my personal vote on you crowder.
But I would use one of the ones I bought. k?

MD

 

[Wewild]

I don't think there are enough of us rednecks that vote to get him there or keep him there.

He may have to show his diverse side.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I don't think there are enough of us rednecks that vote to get him there or keep him there.

He may have to show his diverse side.

OK here we go.

A buddy of mine got a Deevorce the other day.

The Judge asked him what the problem had been with his soon to be ex-wife.

The Judge asked if she had ever cheated on him, and he replied no, not that he was aware of.

The Judge then asked if she was a Nagger.

My Buddy replied to the Judge, why no yer Honor, she's a little bitty white woman.

 

[Wewild]

You need me on your council to help you with that.

You still ain't got it.

 

[Crowderfarms]

You need me on your council to help you with that.

You still ain't got it.

Well dad gummit, help me out here! It aint a council, it's a Congress. :lol:

 

[Wewild]

You need me on your council to help you with that.

You still ain't got it.

Well dad gummit, help me out here! It aint a council, it's a Congress. :lol:

See ... You got a lot to learn. Look what Burt Lance did for Jimmy Carter. You deserve better.

 

[certherfbeef]

I would most definitely order the Rebel Flag flown at all State buildings

I think I have a problem with this. We were tought that ya'll LOST the war. Must just be the difference between a good northern education and the trash they teach in the south. :P :P :P

And here I was, willing to let my kids go to Virginia Teck instead of OSU :roll: :lol:

 

[Wewild]

And here I was, willing to let my kids go to Virginia Teck instead of OSU :roll: :lol:

Try not to do that. Their football team plays like a bunch of thugs.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I would most definitely order the Rebel Flag flown at all State buildings

I think I have a problem with this. We were tought that ya'll LOST the war. Must just be the difference between a good northern education and the trash they teach in the south. :P :P :P

And here I was, willing to let my kids go to Virginia Teck instead of OSU :roll: :lol:

Send them young uns' to Crowder "U" I'll give them the best edumication money can buy...

Campuses will soon be located at a city near you.

Cert, Your just jealous that I wont mail you a Rebel flag to fly up Nawth!!! :lol:

 

[la4angus]

First thing he will probably due is fly the confederate flag over the White House.

And just what flag would you suggest that he would fly over the White House?

 

[MillIronQH]

this is the one one I support and I'm sure others will and if elected this is one I will fly.Z

http://www.confederateflags.org/secesh/FOTCbbf.htm