Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Subject: Computer viruses
1. The George Bush Virus ----- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
2. The John Kerry Virus ---- Stores data on both side of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on the screen.
3. The Clinton Virus ---- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
4. The Al Gore Virus ---- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.
5. The Bob Dole Virus ---- Makes a new Hard Drive out of an old floppy.
6. The Monica Lewinsky Virus ---- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
7. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus ---- Terminates some files....then leaves....but returns at a later time.
8. The Mike Tyson Virus ---- Quits after two bytes.
9. The Oprah Winfrey Virus --- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GS...then, slowly expands to re-stabilize to around 350 GB.
10. The Ellen Degeneres Virus ---- Disk drive inoperative...disks can no longer be inserted.
11. The Prozac Virus ---- Totally screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
12. The Michael Jackson Virus ---- Only attacks minor files.
13. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus ---- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
1. The George Bush Virus ----- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
2. The John Kerry Virus ---- Stores data on both side of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on the screen.
3. The Clinton Virus ---- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
4. The Al Gore Virus ---- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.
5. The Bob Dole Virus ---- Makes a new Hard Drive out of an old floppy.
6. The Monica Lewinsky Virus ---- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
7. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus ---- Terminates some files....then leaves....but returns at a later time.
8. The Mike Tyson Virus ---- Quits after two bytes.
9. The Oprah Winfrey Virus --- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GS...then, slowly expands to re-stabilize to around 350 GB.
10. The Ellen Degeneres Virus ---- Disk drive inoperative...disks can no longer be inserted.
11. The Prozac Virus ---- Totally screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
12. The Michael Jackson Virus ---- Only attacks minor files.
13. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus ---- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
