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Jan 31, 2004
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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An
Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened
his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more
time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,
saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened
his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his
lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral,
the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really
tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."