Another caption contest (WINNER ANNOUNCED)

[cfpinz]

"Look Ma, no hands!"

junk truck!?!? They're not junk, they're priceless antiques!

and flaboy - I just seen a show on rfd about the Bellamy Bros ranch down in your neck of the woods. Are you one of them "dancin' cowboys" they were singing about?

 

[Wisteria Farms]

"Yeah she's still in there but she says she won't come out til I get her a clean pair of panties".

This one gets my vote.....

 

[show steer up]

Oh, I want third place , I got to see paint use the head chute on his cattle :shock:
Soooo, here it is...........I only took my eye's off the road for one second honey! Then all of a sudden, out of no where, this pool jumped out in front of me. It's o.k..... I've got a shop vac. :banana:

 

[flaboy]

I will not submit my entry until you change the award package.

I do not want or need one of Crowbar's wimmens (for I hope obvious reasons).

I do not want or need any of "Tightwads" junk trucks (I have more than enough junk equipment around the place as it is, thank you very much)

I do not want or need Paint's tutorial (I have horned cattle and know how to get them in a headgate already)

So bagboy, cough up some better prizes and I just might have an entry! ;-)

Ok Missy, in an effort to be politically correct I offered up the heiferettes as some women are just that way I hear. Since you seem to be so sensitive about this I will offer up some alternate awards.

1st place - all expense paid trip to Flaboy's B&B (Barn and Bullstuff). Expenses not to exceed $.02
2nd place - one free weeks stay in the infamous Stock Trailer Hotel. No maid service. Bring your own bedding.
3rd place - one free week of hay baling training on location near the B&B. Availability dates are mid June-Aug. Imagine the sunshine and 100 degree weather, you will be trained to operate tractors with no cabs, antique baler operation, advanced course in hay baler repair, and expert instruction on hay stacking. Once the hay is stacked you are welcome to take a roll in it. :shock:

 

[flaboy]

"Look Ma, no hands!"

junk truck!?!? They're not junk, they're priceless antiques!

and flaboy - I just seen a show on rfd about the Bellamy Bros ranch down in your neck of the woods. Are you one of them "dancin' cowboys" they were singing about?

That's why they are such a prize.

I suspect not. The only dancing I can do is when I get in the fire ants. :shock:

 

[warpaint]

Oh, I want third place , I got to see paint use the head chute on his cattle :shock:
Soooo, here it is...........I only took my eye's off the road for one second honey! Then all of a sudden, out of no where, this pool jumped out in front of me. It's o.k..... I've got a shop vac. :banana:

There aint no secret really.

All it takes is a lil patience and give em time to ease into the chute. :nod:

 

[MistyMorning]

Since the updated award package put forth by Crowbar and bagboy isn't anymore desirable than the original package :roll: I have decided to become a judge instead of contestant in this contest. So, in no particular order, I liked Just curious's Exxon entry, MikeC's and Miss Daisy's. (you poor, poor people) :nod:

 

[Wisteria Farms]

Anybody else wondering why the Stock Trailer Hotel is "infamous" and why he's inviting people to roll in his hay? Just wondering....

 

[angie1]

Anybody else wondering why the Stock Trailer Hotel is "infamous" and why he's inviting people to roll in his hay? Just wondering....

Is best, I think, not too ponder these things too much...... :shock: :cowboy:

 

[flaboy]

Anybody else wondering why the Stock Trailer Hotel is "infamous" and why he's inviting people to roll in his hay? Just wondering....

Is best, I think, not too ponder these things too much...... :shock: :cowboy:

Me thinks Angie is wise beyond her years. :nod:

 

[Hasbeen]

"I thought she was joking when she said she'd never carpooled before...."

 

[chrisy]

they told me it was one of those new Hybrid vans, that ran on water.

 

[Orerancher]

The Judge said the Ex-wife gets the car?

Well, there ya go...

 

[Crowderfarms]

"We must develop alternative fuels" Such as water and Ethanol.

 

[cowspider]

They told me it was a Sub_ Compact when I bought it. :nod: :nod:

 

[hrbelgians]

I don't get it honey, I'm sure I put it in park!

 

[Miss Daisy]

Since the updated award package put forth by Crowbar and bagboy isn't anymore desirable than the original package :roll: I have decided to become a judge instead of contestant in this contest. So, in no particular order, I liked Just curious's Exxon entry, MikeC's and Miss Daisy's. (you poor, poor people) :nod:

Very dissappointing. Just as i was thinking of asking you to become my associate in the anti-crowder-for-president campaign. you must really hate me. :???:

So, Misty's position in the campaign is up for grabs. Who wants in?

 

[dun]

Not a caption but it might be a good practice for moving to the Ozarks this year.

 

[MistyMorning]

Since the updated award package put forth by Crowbar and bagboy isn't anymore desirable than the original package :roll: I have decided to become a judge instead of contestant in this contest. So, in no particular order, I liked Just curious's Exxon entry, MikeC's and Miss Daisy's. (you poor, poor people) :nod:

Very dissappointing. Just as i was thinking of asking you to become my associate in the anti-crowder-for-president campaign. you must really hate me. :???:

So, Misty's position in the campaign is up for grabs. Who wants in?

I don't hate you Miss Daisy! Sorry about putting your name up for one of the prizes, but.......I WAS trying to get kicked out of that campaign position! :nod:

 

[MistyMorning]

Very dissappointing. Just as i was thinking of asking you to become my associate in the anti-crowder-for-president campaign. you must really hate me. :???:

So, Misty's position in the campaign is up for grabs. Who wants in?

I don't hate you Miss Daisy! Sorry about putting your name up for one of the prizes, but.......I WAS trying to get kicked out of that campaign position! :nod:

Oops! Sorry Miss Daisy, my bad. I missed the anti above. Please oh please reinstate me in the position of campaign treasurer. Remember, I can outspend just about anyone faster than you can say "God Made Little Green Apples" :shock:

I humbly await your reply