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At least you can make it as tight as you want, or as loose as you want, or put your thumb over the end and hit bottom.

I have been very busy for the last few months and haven't been around, so this was a pleasant surprise. The older I get, the least I like to see birthdays come around. But just hearing from friends and family, even the internet kind, makes me wish that I had another one tomorrow. Thanks guys...

The first thing you have to learn is proper linguistic form. The correct term is not "where you lives" its "where you stays". When you hear the term "greens", it is not in reference to golf (the proper term for that would be "pasture pool"), it is in reference to "collards". If you are having...

Flying Squirrels?

They entered an "Alford plea" which means they agreed the State had enough evidence to get a conviction but that they maintain their innocence. The State accepted the plea as an admission of guilt and they can never sue the State for any kind of damages. In the plea deal they were released and...

The West Memphis Three were released from prison today and the State has proclaimed case closed.

It's really hard to think about. What would be worse, turning someone loose that has committed such a heinous crime, or putting some one in prison for the rest of their lives for something they didn't do? The State of Arkansas bungled the investigation or we would know for sure.

I always heard that God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the World.

I told an old man once, while we were setting at the campfire at deer camp, that I wanted to go bear hunting with a bow. He said: " You'll do one of two things. You'll either do it and get away with it or you'll be bear sheet , boy." I can only imagine what he'd have to say about that.:lol2:

She'll probally wind up on the compound of a religious cult.

They tell me looks are actually the third thing to go. I wouldn't know myself. Have a happy birthday and stay away from the mirrors.

Maybe, if she is the one that rakes the leaves.

Now that's progress. In my county, after all the administrative cost were covered, we would have been lucky to have a foot log.

I know your pain. I was driving down the road one nite in a rag top jeep with my Black and Tan Hound riding shotgun. I saw a set of eyes go into the edge of a corn field and immediately thought coon. I pulled up to where I saw the eyes and the dog baled out and didn't go ten feet into the corn...

If your having a bad day at work remember this: If you read the literature that is provided with the purchase of a new Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer it states that, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." HAVE A NICE DAY; AND...

I'm still trying to figure that one out. I was taking pictures for a client and had my back turned, I heard a bang and turned around and the truck was gone. At first, I thought someone had stole it, until it started heading for the water, my next thought was I hope it ain't deep. The water...

I've had my plonker pulled a time or two. So hard once, I lost my footing in the shower.

It's obvious you have been hit in the head by the "Falling Prices" gimmick.

I would be willing to bet my whole wallet that the Walmart backers on this board would drastically change there mind if Walmart would decide they were going to start raising their own beef. They have put out and destroyed more hometown business than they will ever create. They have never built a...

I would like to know why if i drink a US quart, I pee a Imperial one.