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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... + Tourist: $5.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $250.00 The...

Seems that he said something about his new girl and I should come. Little did I expect for him to be treating us to such a fine young filly doing her fancy new moves.. dwnuODleeDI I'm going back for more. :mrgreen:

A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you...

Some years ago, about 1900, an old trapper from North Dakota hitched up some horses to his Studebaker wagon, packed a few possessions -- especially his traps -- and drove south. Several weeks later he stopped in a small town just north of the Okefenokee Swamp in Georgia. It was a Saturday...

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Sounds like they met Karma. It seems that she can be a real beyatch when she comes back to see you the second time. It feels good when they do it to themselves doesn't it? :nod:

Beautiful church Larry. Looks like a fine place to worship.

For the answer to that, let's go to a more "modern day" man, Oscar Wilde: “I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

The original Greek I can not read, so therefore I am forced to read the Queens English translations. If they were in Latin, I could probably muddle thru, however the Greek did not speak in Latin. My thinking is that there is so much wisdom to learn from the old masters, that perhaps some wise...

Many could learn from the inspired words of the ancient Greek Poet Aeschylus (525bc - 456 bc) God loves to help him who strives to help himself.

552-433 B.C. Greek poetry writer once wrote: "Not every truth is the better for showing its face undisguised; and often silence is the wisest thing for a man to heed."

But getting more true as each day goes by......

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480-406 B.C. Greek writer of tragedies once wrote: "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."

There's an old sea story in the Navy about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boatswain that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to...

Just another reason to support Jack Daniels.

There ya go telling all my secrets. I should have know better than to stop by in Tennessee and pick up a couple of your wimmins to take with me. It was tight fitting me, Barney Fran, and those wimmins in the back of the limo, but I tell you what, it was a ride to remember. I was thinking that...

I didn't know that she was a mod here...... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Pretty much sums it up. Let's not step on any toes with anything that is not left-wing positive. :dunce:

Irratic is a very good term for it. This place is also like the Bermuda Triangle. It seems that if your politics don't lean waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to the left, your posts have a tendancy to vanish. To be a such a non-political place, it sure can be political. :dunce: