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  1. Wisteria Farms

    The Cattle Today Family

    C, you are too funny. If you remember, I tried this once before a LONG LONG time ago... LOL I think we even had some coming from afar (Chrisy maybe? Knersie?).. Can't remember. I'd love to do it...let me think if I'm up to the challenge (which means looking at my calendar). But remember, I'm...
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    Horrible but...

    YES! My sista from another mista!... I was thinking the same thing.... however, after my hubby looked at what "Santa did" (at 2am this morning)....I got a kiss and a "good job". He'll read this later and know that I really appreciated that. :heart:
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    Poll : Photo contest ?

    Yup... (you know I would absolutely PASS OUT if I found out that TexasBred was REALLY George Straight!) Makes you wonder about that... if famous people get on here and "chat" just to feel normal and not so smothered by all the crazy 42 y/o women like myself! haha. So, TexasBred, if YOU ARE...
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    Poll : Photo contest ?

    DEAR GOD MAN... of all the people in all the world you could choose to post a picture of... :hat: George Straight is the only competition "Mr. Wisteria :heart: " would ever have...OH MY that's nice!! I got a whole list of songs that he sings JUST TO ME... LOL.
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    father of the year award

    Thats funny... it kind of reminds me of a story my husband tells on his dad... When they were young they spent a lot of time at the beach and some of their old home movies would get a little off-course when dad would be distracted and drift the camera towards hot girls on the beach... haha.
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    redneck yacht club in fl...

    OH MAN! I wish I could post a pic on here without my husband KILLING me... I got one with him and his "feedbag" all stuck out and playing with his bellybutton... we laugh so hard at that. But yeah, that might cause divorce if I was to share... haha.
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    father of the year award

    Got one to add... We were at Disney (Fort Wilderness) and was just standing there as a mom and dad drive by on their bicycles. Well the dad (in the rear with a childseat on the back) decides to pop a wheelie just as mom turns to look at him. Well, brainiac loses the kid out the back of the bike...
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    Grandparent names

    On one side I had the usual "grandma and grandpa Hurst"... but on the other side I had Nanny and PoPo (sometimes shortened to Pope). ALL us grandkids called them that. My own kids have a Grandma and Papa and a Bumpa. The Bumpa is what gets their friends giggling... and more than once I've heard...
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    facts about the human body?!

    OK...I'm in. I heard that eyeballs don't grow... that they are the same size from the time you are born til you die. I believe this was out of a book my kid had on weird facts... I can't stand anything to do with eyeballs so I guess thats why it stuck with me (ie. fish eyes, watching eye...
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    Thank you Veterans.

    Yep, my dad was a Navy man but died when I was 6. I didn't grow up around any other "military" family but to this day I cannot watch someone salute a servicman without tears in my eyes... THANK YOU... beyond any words I can find, THANK YOU.
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    Anybody need mud?

    Hubby dang near burried the tractor trying to get hay out from under the lean-to... it was a freaking three-ring-circus! I had to open the gate to let him in (and keep the cows out)...but I was getting stuck, losing boots, he was cussin, the whole shitnshbang was a night mare...thanks to...
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    CattleMax???

    I don't think its that hard to use but I think I'm also not using EVERY feature it has, either. I really like it... would like to figure out how to take the laptop out to the chute and transfer my weights directly from the scale into cattlemax rather than having to bring the weights in the house...
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    Walmart shopper Winner?!?!?!

    OMG... I've GOT to tell the husband to read this one... been sitting here laughing my a55 off!!!! You know, the old gal is actually pretty trendy. Girls are starting to wear skirts as shirts...she's just got it backwards... bless her heart.
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    How forgetful are you?

    Reminds me of a greeting card I saw the other day... Two old women sitting in the back seat of a moving convertable car and laughing their butts off... One says, "Where we goin?" The other says, "I dont' know... I thought YOU were driving"...
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    True Story: idiot in the drive thru

    Have a friend who looks like "Arnold Horseshak" and he had loaded a small 16' flat trailer with concrete blocks. Was in a hurry to get home and went down a steep hill (with a traffic light at the bottom). There was NO WAY his brakes could hold that trailer... It shoved him right through a red...
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    Observing how others do things

    I think I can add to this stupid neighbor conversation... get a call from the neighbor's kid..., "SEND JEFF WITH THE TRACTOR QUICK!!!!"...So, off the hubby goes and finds the kid's dad trying to save the corn field next to his house because he let a contractor bring out the torn up high school...
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    Best Bull names you've heard....

    On second thought... mom WAS at the calf pen tonight bawling for her so I guess she MUST have had some input on her! haha.
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    Best Bull names you've heard....

    Yeah...we thought so too... "and I sent you away, Oh Mandy".. This was a first calf heifer and she didn't give two hoots about that baby... most of the time Mandy was chasing her to get dinner. We often wondered if mom even really raised her or if maybe she got her meals on the fly from the...
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    Best Bull names you've heard....

    Its hard for me to get online these days...but boy do I enjoy when I do!! I LOVED this post...thanks to everyone who's replied: We currently have (some of last year's bullcalves I named): Tonguehlashed (call him Lash..when born he went to licking everything in sight.. we thought he was brain...
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    Bucket List

    This is Mrs. Wisteria... I've ALWAYS wanted to do just as your aunt did. I had so much happen in my "early" life that its hard to tell the kids...yet I know as they get older they may try to piece things together and not get their facts right. Just a whole lot of things that brought me to where...
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