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Not sure if this has been posted before or not, I'm not sure it's even true, but it is funny, I got it today and got a good laugh out of it. ;-) Stun Gun (only a man would do this) (Gals - you have got to read the whole thing if you can keep the tears out of your eyes) Pocket Taser...

We had a Braford bull for awhile that we called Jughead. ;-)

Seems like the ticks and chiggers haven't been as bad in S.W. Arkansas since the fire ants moved in a few years ago. They seem to eat most everything else, even hornets and their nests. :shock: I haven't made up my mind yet on whether I'd rather have the ants or the ticks & chiggers. Did...

>> Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM. He sat >> down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. >> The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. >> The blonde looked at Bob and...

THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR ANY MORE Yes'um, OK Mom! Be sure and refill the ice trays, we are going to have company after while. Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter in the mail today. Quit slamming that screen door! Be sure to pull the windows down when you leave, it looks...

How do you know Camp works at a refinery? Because he told you so? Do you understand this person is an admitted liar? Why would you belive anything he says. He could be setting in a plush hotel in LA or the men's restroom in the Minneapolis/St Paul Airport. I can't believe you're still defending...

http://www.lonestaroutdoorsman.com/thom ... ecipes.pdf Found this the other day, some of the recipes looked pretty good! Thought some of you might like to look them over. Not sure if it effects dial up users but it's close to 500 pages of recipes. ;-)

I stand corrected. :oops: I googled it and Kingston Trio recorded it in 1959 and the Tokens in 1961. I didn't remember earlier verison. ;-)

I saw this today and it brought back alot of old memorys. Hope you enjoy this as much as I did. ;-) A TEST FOR OLD KIDS ! The answers are all printed below -but- please don't cheat! 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens...

Washington Post's Mensa Invitation once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. This was 2005 year's list winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you...

In September of 2005, a social studies school teacher from Arkansas did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal, and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first...

Got this tonight from a friend and got a few smiles, thought I'd share. ;-) 1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a...

I got this yesterday and thought I'd share it. Hope you enjoy. ;-) Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year...

Because of the climate of political correctness now pervading America , those of us from Arkansas will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES..... We ask that you now refer to us as OZARK-AMERICANS. Thank you! Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry. ;-)

If you're asking me you need to read my post a little closer. "The backstraps are cut into steaks and chicken fried." One of my brothers says it's a sin to do anything but chicken fry back strap, he doesn't even put them on a Pit. :D I'm looking forward to some fresh backstrap next...

Much like Boogie I quarter the deer up, keep it cool either in an old refrig. or on ice ( keep the water draining off ) until I get ready to process it. I debone the hind quarters into the seperate muscle groups and then cut them across the grain into "minute" steak. All the trimmings and...

Opens a week from Sat. in Arkansas. I hope to be able to share a picture or two. Good luck to everybody! ;-)

;-) Why is it pronounced Are Ken Saw instead of Are Kans As? I don't know about everybody else but for me that's how my Mamma taught me. :D ;-) SEC or any of the "BIG" 12, "BIG" East or "BIG" 10? ;-)

Why is mdmdogs post timed at 11:51 when it was posted before mine? Because Arkansas folks like to get the last word in! :D Fried Squirrel or Squirrel & dumplings? ;-)