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  1. Muratic

    Caustic

    I posted under caustic's handle a time or 2. Yall have somethin' to say to me????? BTW, yall know that song about the turnip greens and Ms Bell's sweet tea? I think of Beefy every time I hear that song. Man o man...that coolaid sure is strong today. :shock:
  2. Muratic

    Caustic

    Holy moly!!!!! I don't pay the internet bill and get lost for a month and this is what happens. I thought sure someone would have called me!!! I reckon I'm not as important as I thought.
  3. Muratic

    New Use for Sheep in W. Virginia!!

    :D :D :D
  4. Muratic

    West Virginia

    :roll: :roll: UP216 appears to be the "short" version of cowboyup216. :roll: :roll: Now no one has to wonder do they, Alice :help:
  5. Muratic

    Ice Road Truckers, eh???

    I've been a bit buggered up the last couple days and it has been hot and dry outside so I've been kicking it up with my "spring water" pain killer in front of a fan watching re-runs. I like the Discovery channel. Mike Rowe is a hoot on Dirty Jobs but my latest favorite is the Ice Road Truckers...
  6. Muratic

    West Virginia

    And it took a WV native to make checking for ticks a standard pick-up line too!!!
  7. Muratic

    Crowder, are you alright?????

    I was talkin about my cousin Earl you nimrod.
  8. Muratic

    Crowder, are you alright?????

    Crowder, that chat line is the one that brother caustic's wife is routing his calls to. Brother CB has become a flower child. When I talked to him the other day, the misses had him elbow deep in cow pucky planting posies. A friend of a friend's mamma's cousin's pappaw's nephew works for the...
  9. Muratic

    Crowder, are you alright?????

    I'm worried about you buddy. The Police found a body with no brain, screwed up teeth, no clothes and sheep wool everywhere. I'm really worried, call me so I know you're OK. :D :D :banana: :banana: :wave: :wave:
  10. Muratic

    Deer Roping

    Did ya'll know that you have to be in a motorized vehicle to get service at a drive thru fast food joint. Went to town one night while in college, was horseback, and they said we had to tie the horses and come inside for service. They couldn't take our order unless we were in a car. :roll...
  11. Muratic

    You Know You're A Redneck When..............

    Everytime I hear that song about the redneck yhat club I think of Macon. :D I can just see him and Bama kicking back and popping a top at 10am on their house boat porches. :lol:
  12. Muratic

    time to get married again

    Takes the fun right out of a joke when you have to explain it :roll:
  13. Muratic

    Welp...reckon it's time for me to leave too

    Looks like Macon didn't erase you good enough. The least you could have done is pick a different avatar. :roll: :idea: Just FYI, you can read without haveing a username :compute:
  14. Muratic

    Story behind your username?

    Muratic... Muriatic acid causes severe irritation or burns ... Wastewater treatment facilities routinely use muriatic acid. ... Most folk say that suits my personality. I'm abrasive I reckon.
  15. Muratic

    Has Anybody Seen Cypress??

    He has a filly he is showing too. Probably busy with her.
  16. Muratic

    what do we have here?????

    That'll be a first. You are one of the major problems here.
  17. Muratic

    what do we have here?????

    Yall have run this forum down to where it is just a babbling bunch of idiots here anymore. The place have been left to jerks like floppyjaw to give newby's advise. Wouldn't be so bad if the crowder crap and norris crap would stay in the coffee shop but it doesn't. And Mike, I had you as one of...
  18. Muratic

    what do we have here?????

    Are all of yall idiots? Well, I know one in particular is, but geeze. What is with all the norris crap. Yall act like your are 8 years old with a hero of the week fettish. GROW UP!!! It is bad enough that a person can't flip thru the coffee shop without some of crowder's poision spewing all over...
  19. Muratic

    peroxide?

    I got this in an e-mail. Spooky, but interesting 1. Take one capful (the little white cap that comes with the bottle) and hold in your mouth for 10 minutes daily, then spit it out. (I do it when I bathe or shower.) No more canker sores and your teeth will be whiter without expensive pastes. Use...
  20. Muratic

    Members MIA?

    What ya'll talking about me for?
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