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There isn't much that I think is lower than a car salesman. I have decided that I just can't buy any more new trucks. I have far more finance and numbers experience than any of the car salesmen that I ever met, but I have a real perty mouth too. They automatically think they have a live one...

I don't think that I can post my favorite quotes from Blazing Saddles on this forum. I finally found the original on DVD sometime back...the one where they don't blank out all the politically uncorrect statements.

You really need a pet anaconda or something around that place.

$2000 is more than a lot of them lost. If you live in public housing, buy groceries with food stamps, HUD pays your utilities and the welfare system sends you your spending money then why do you need $2000? The feds are moving them to more public housing and making sure they don't miss a...

I've got manure sprayed across my boots and slung up on me several times, it is a weekly ordeal nearly for someone at the local sale, but the thing that made it so sweet was that I had never seen it done to someone so deserving and had never seen it done with such precision. It was almost as if...

I received a special treat over the weekend. Our local sale barn sells hogs, goats and cattle in that respective order. Here the last few months we have been getting run over by goats. It went from being a few goats to a hundred and now it is several hundred a week. It really chaps my...

By the time I was twelve I had logged a couple thousand hours on various tractors. If a kid has enough wherewithall about them 12 isn't too young. JB

I haven't seen this many people excited about anything in Arkansas since 94.

How the devil can you afford gas for that thing?

I'll send you some dry weather (and do I mean dry) if you'll send me some rain.

It needs to rain soon....I'm getting tired of pulling these cows out of the cracks in the ground. We have had 1 in in three months. The grass is so far gone now I don't know if it will come back.

I actually believe I am the subject of this. Around my parts there are no weddings during deer season, planting season or harvest.

Black Russian Terrier for me as well.

Well I guess it would depend on who you ask. I raise cattle, wheat, milo, soybeans, rice, hogs....etc. About the only thing I don't do much of is sleep.

Anything besides Milwaukee's Best.

me too....

This country was founded by white men with guns.

And they can't convince me I'm getting my money's worth. I've never seen the likes of the squandering and waste.

38 and sunny here. We had a massive front push through yesterday. We had been in the 70s the last several days before that. I'm just glad to see the sun. Today is the first day of sun that we have seen in 2005. JB

I prefer my chitlins fried, but they are good boiled too. I just hate it when you get a fish scale or piece of corn hung in your teeth. ;-)