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Some good info here! Do you work for the Post Office? You are right on with walk sequence mail(DPS). Probably 95 % of the mistakes in DPS is mail that the machines can't read and goes thru a remote encoding center, where a postal employee looks at a image of the letter on a computer screen, then...

An extra hour of daylight!! Great, my pastures will love it!

Oh boy... finally someone came down to my level Buggers Did any one go to Matt's funeral? Take care :cboy:

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I like to do charity work....I give free mammograms at Nascar events

That was great, have you ever thought of writing a book?

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER: 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions - shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

Status or respect is earned!!! Yes it is obvious you won't get either!

I would be reported to the BBB and they would want a refund! :shock:

This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. They grow up so fast.

A win. win. win. situation. 1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 2. Take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans. 3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane...

Noah Today In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Canada, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave...

I think it's time to take those sticks away from those camel jocks, back them up to that fence and poke stick back thru!

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they...

I like the first one! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark Naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the Back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing...

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Damn that is funny!!!!! :D :D What are ya'll smokin down there!!!

Good one!!!!! Do you think Monica's spit would make it stick?

Please define the term "uncledaddy"