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In the process of having a local timber company clear cut a small section of woods to turn over to pasture. When they're done, I'm left with stumps. Now years ago, before Oklahoma City, I'd go get a case of dynamite and cut the sticks to stump size and blow them out. Can't do that any more...

True story from this past weekend a friend passed on to me........... As he tells the story: "I just ran a couple of errands on the bike. I walk into the store while removing my helmet. When I get to the counter with my one item, I set the item down and then set the helmet down so I can reach...

Some men just might relate to this tattoo..............

I met a young chick, and was so happy to have her join me for dinner......... > > > > > > > > > >

Anesthesiologist business card: When you care enough to sleep with the very best. ************************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a...

ALL MEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING FOR THE SANITY AND WELL BEING......... 9 WORDS OR PHRASES WOMEN USE 1. Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five...

The way it should be sung............... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKCVS57j284

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment for each child to have his/her parents tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 told their stories and then stated the moral. Finally, the teacher got to Johnny and asked, "Johnny, do you...

Here we go again....this coming Sunday, March 9th. :cry:

Was going to make a comment, but probably best not to.....................

Before going out in the morn, I put together something in the slow cooker for supper. Usually any cut of beef, pork, or chicken gets fixed with taters, carrots, onions, garlic, and various seasoning. Beef or chicken broth, as well as tomato sauce gives the extra kick. For the Texas punch, I'l...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. His mother had died some years before. One day, his sickly father sat him down and told Dan that when the day came that he the father died, Dan would inherit the $20 million fortune that been built up over...

With this post I wish to give a big Texas THANK YOU to a lot of folks here for sharing tips, tricks, information about the best of things, etc. Let me explain why. Always have done things as least expensive as I could, using what I had at hand. Well, when it came to working with cattle, i.e...

Been having one hay of a time finding a dependable ferrier. Seems they either don't show up or show up once, do a poor job, and never return. Well, at the Co-op Ranch & Feed Store yesterday, I mentioned my consternation over this situation to folks, and lo-n-behold, a real live ferrier is...

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm giving back to the community this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is...

Try flying the helicopter without crashing.. http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

Are you a Dove, a Hawk or a Texan? There is a little test that will help you decide. Your answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the...

foxnews.com reports GROVE CITY, Ohio — If one bride felt lighter than air in her wedding gown, her groom certainly felt like air itself as 19 couples renewed their vows near Columbus. Sheila Smith's husband, Bob, had to go away on business and couldn't make the Valentine's Day recommitment...

Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he...

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two...