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...it for a slow burn. Stump grinding of thousands of stumps is out of the question, as is the timber company's recommendation of putting a shovel full of fire ants on each stump and letting them eat them out (this takes a year and I ain't about to feed those b*******). Any suggestions???????????

True story from this past weekend a friend passed on to me........... As he tells the story: "I just ran a couple of errands on the bike. I walk into the store while removing my helmet. When I get to the counter with my one item, I set the item down and then set the helmet down so I can reach...

Some men just might relate to this tattoo..............

I met a young chick, and was so happy to have her join me for dinner......... > > > > > > > > > >

Anesthesiologist business card: When you care enough to sleep with the very best. ************************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a...

...your mistake. 7. Thanks A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever Is a women's way of saying **** ***! (I think you understand) 9. Don't worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told...

The way it should be sung............... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKCVS57j284

...the blade broke. Then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good Heavens", said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?" > > > > > > > > Daddy says the moral is, "Stay the **** away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking."

Here we go again....this coming Sunday, March 9th. :cry:

Was going to make a comment, but probably best not to.....................

Before going out in the morn, I put together something in the slow cooker for supper. Usually any cut of beef, pork, or chicken gets fixed with taters, carrots, onions, garlic, and various seasoning. Beef or chicken broth, as well as tomato sauce gives the extra kick. For the Texas punch, I'l...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. His mother had died some years before. One day, his sickly father sat him down and told Dan that when the day came that he the father died, Dan would inherit the $20 million fortune that been built up over...

With this post I wish to give a big Texas THANK YOU to a lot of folks here for sharing tips, tricks, information about the best of things, etc. Let me explain why. Always have done things as least expensive as I could, using what I had at hand. Well, when it came to working with cattle, i.e...

Been having one hay of a time finding a dependable ferrier. Seems they either don't show up or show up once, do a poor job, and never return. Well, at the Co-op Ranch & Feed Store yesterday, I mentioned my consternation over this situation to folks, and lo-n-behold, a real live ferrier is...

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm giving back to the community this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is...

Try flying the helicopter without crashing.. http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

Are you a Dove, a Hawk or a Texan? There is a little test that will help you decide. Your answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the...

foxnews.com reports GROVE CITY, Ohio — If one bride felt lighter than air in her wedding gown, her groom certainly felt like air itself as 19 couples renewed their vows near Columbus. Sheila Smith's husband, Bob, had to go away on business and couldn't make the Valentine's Day recommitment...

...Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullsh** with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I...

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two...