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    New Holland discbine

    Is a 2000 New Holland 1441 discbine a good reliable machine?Or keep looking for a different discbine?How much horsepower would i need to run it?
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    Top Ten In Ontario - Copycat - Thanks Caustic!!

    How come the next generation after us is so stupid?Is it mandatory in hospitals to drop every baby born in the hospital on it's head after there born?I'm glad i'm my age atleast,atleast i will be dead before they completly take over the country along with all the ragheads!!
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    Heifers

    Heifers can be just as easy as calving cows,just have to have the right heifer bull!
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    Daily Joke

    Catching Wild Pigs > > This is a word to the wise, if you can understand what's going on > around you.... > > There was a chemistry professor in a large college > that had some exchange students in the class. > > One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young > man, >...
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    Daily Joke

    A Man went the doctor’s office to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose. 'Why not?' asked the man. 'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. 'But I need it really bad,' said the man. 'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the...
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    Getting a loan

    Farm credit,i have the money i need before i hang up the phone.
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    Daily Joke

    We are all Seniors - OR Gonna Be Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd...
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    Daily Joke

    The unstoppable virus I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965... Symptoms: 1.. Causes you to send the same...
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    Daily Joke

    Border Security A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm...
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    Farmall 806 help

    All you do,is drive the tractors front end into a ditch so all the oil runs to the the front of the tractor and put it in park,there is 8 maybe 10 bolts you take out of the the pto housing and then the housing is ready to slide out of the tractor.You may need some help at that point to lift it...
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    Farmall 806 help

    Does the pto turn when not under load,but as soon as you put a pto shaft on it,it won't turn?If so time to rebuild it,i have done so many of them over the years i can do it in my sleep now,very easy to fix!!
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    Pregnant heifer? Need some help

    With all the experience you have able to assist you,you will be fine!!! Good luck and hope everything goes well for you .
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    Pregnant heifer? Need some help

    Make sure you talk to a neighbor that has lots of experience calving cows,and ask them if you can put them on speed dial for when that calf has a calf.If you can't find someone with lots of experience,make sure you have the vets # written down and close to the phone,that calf could becoming out...
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    Yearling Hereford Bull and some calf pics

    I like the calves from the bull you used last year.I don't really care for your new bull though.
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    Oops

    Or the moonshine,is stronger then you thought? :lol:
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