1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon , and some days you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet , just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..
5 * If you can't be kind , at least have the decency to be vague
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again , it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time , because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird , sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way , you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have , the longer you live.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp , some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors , but they all have to live in the same box.
18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
19 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate !*
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet , just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..
5 * If you can't be kind , at least have the decency to be vague
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again , it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time , because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird , sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way , you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have , the longer you live.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp , some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors , but they all have to live in the same box.
18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
19 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate !*
