Why are city people.......

I thought that myself this week. I hate those things with a passion. I have the most wonderfully vivid fantasies of roofing tacs and tightly-stretched barbed wire across the road about 3 1/2 feet from the ground. Inconsiderate jerks are always throwing out their beer cans and ruining the roads on top of trespassing and general recklessness.
I will admit though, that I learned from them Natural Light is the cheapest beer because that's the vast majority of cans we pick up. I don't drink beer, so that's of no use to me, but I learned it from those morons. :mad:
 
farmwriter":16heqyvn said:
I thought that myself this week. I hate those things with a passion. I have the most wonderfully vivid fantasies of roofing tacs and tightly-stretched barbed wire across the road about 3 1/2 feet from the ground. Inconsiderate jerks are always throwing out their beer cans and ruining the roads on top of trespassing and general recklessness.
I will admit though, that I learned from them Natural Light is the cheapest beer because that's the vast majority of cans we pick up. I don't drink beer, so that's of no use to me, but I learned it from those morons. :mad:

Don't particularly care much for beer, but when I do break down and drink some Natty is my beer of choice. Only thing I've found cheaper is Keystone Light, but it's nowhere near the quality of Natural Light!
 
Why do city people have trucks, land rovers, and four wheel drives? Seems like a car would be easier to park. It cracks me up.
 
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Lammie":1v3aagb3 said:
Why do city people have trucks, land rovers, and four wheel drives? Seems like a car would be easier to park. It cracks me up.

Exactly. I have seen folks in town with 1 tons. No clue as to why they need them.
 
greatgerts":1af0b3uc said:
Lammie":1af0b3uc said:
Why do city people have trucks, land rovers, and four wheel drives? Seems like a car would be easier to park. It cracks me up.

Exactly. I have seen folks in town with 1 tons. No clue as to why they need them.
Why do some farmers have fancy cars, hard to haul feed in them?
 
Why are the taxpayers not revolting about the damages that the 4-wheelers are doing to the country roads and ditches?

A little moisture and a nicely trimmed ditch is turned into a mud bog.

One county in our area has banned them from the ditches, streams, rivers, and all private property without express permission.

Why does law enforcement tolerate them on highways without helmets, tires that are not DOT approved, and no vehicle tags?
 
Well maby if we gripe enough the govmet will take controll of these issues,and tell us what we can and can't own in certain areas.

Cal
 
grannysoo":167g3kts said:
Why are the taxpayers not revolting about the damages that the 4-wheelers are doing to the country roads and ditches?

Because the 'taxpayers' are the ones doing the damage and don't want to have to stop, maybe?

One county in our area has banned them from the ditches, streams, rivers, and all private property without express permission.

Tell me how that works. I've been told that it's 'illegal' in my area too, but there are no guidelines as to what type of offense it is.

Why does law enforcement tolerate them on highways without helmets, tires that are not DOT approved, and no vehicle tags?
 
grannysoo":12fopiak said:
Why are the taxpayers not revolting about the damages that the 4-wheelers are doing to the country roads and ditches?

A little moisture and a nicely trimmed ditch is turned into a mud bog.

One county in our area has banned them from the ditches, streams, rivers, and all private property without express permission.

Why does law enforcement tolerate them on highways without helmets, tires that are not DOT approved, and no vehicle tags?
Because the Sheriff needs their votes and the perps are all blood relatives of the deputies.
 
Calman":c085743y said:
Well maby if we gripe enough the govmet will take controll of these issues,and tell us what we can and can't own in certain areas.

Cal

:mrgreen: What do you think the charge would be if I shot a 4 wheeler (without a rider of course!) on my private, posted property?
 
cfpinz":1jlpb3dc said:
farmwriter":1jlpb3dc said:
I thought that myself this week. I hate those things with a passion. I have the most wonderfully vivid fantasies of roofing tacs and tightly-stretched barbed wire across the road about 3 1/2 feet from the ground. Inconsiderate jerks are always throwing out their beer cans and ruining the roads on top of trespassing and general recklessness.
I will admit though, that I learned from them Natural Light is the cheapest beer because that's the vast majority of cans we pick up. I don't drink beer, so that's of no use to me, but I learned it from those morons. :mad:

Don't particularly care much for beer, but when I do break down and drink some Natty is my beer of choice. Only thing I've found cheaper is Keystone Light, but it's nowhere near the quality of Natural Light!
you mean its cheaper than milwaukee beasts... they must give it away :P
 
grannysoo":3ayleq47 said:
Calman":3ayleq47 said:
Well maby if we gripe enough the govmet will take controll of these issues,and tell us what we can and can't own in certain areas.

Cal

:mrgreen: What do you think the charge would be if I shot a 4 wheeler (without a rider of course!) on my private, posted property?
Wouldn;t that count as a mistaken identity deer being shot?
 
dun":1cvsyntq said:
Wouldn;t that count as a mistaken identity deer being shot?

I am getting older, eyesight not as good, and could possible construe a 4 wheeler and a deer to be the same thing.

Could aggravated assault charges be filed if it was only myself and a 4 wheeler involved? You know, like when you leave it and illegally go to your illegal deer stand that is over corn bait, and I thought it was a deer? :mrgreen:
 
grannysoo":1igb9680 said:
dun":1igb9680 said:
Wouldn;t that count as a mistaken identity deer being shot?

I am getting older, eyesight not as good, and could possible construe a 4 wheeler and a deer to be the same thing.

Could aggravated assault charges be filed if it was only myself and a 4 wheeler involved? You know, like when you leave it and illegally go to your illegal deer stand that is over corn bait, and I thought it was a deer? :mrgreen:

A local landowner started firing at a 4 wheel trespasser, and the police got involved.
The landowner is an MD and a friend of the judge, so nothing much happened. I wouldn't try it unless you are a doctor (love doctor doesn't count) and the judge is your buddy.
 
john250":2lu9cma6 said:
A local landowner started firing at a 4 wheel trespasser, and the police got involved.
The landowner is an MD and a friend of the judge, so nothing much happened. I wouldn't try it unless you are a doctor (love doctor doesn't count) and the judge is your buddy.

Keep in mind, I am talking about a riderless 4-wheeler. The equipment only, no human involved. I do however have a concern that if they have to cut barbed wire to access the property, the barbed wire could get me charged with "baiting the field". :mrgreen:
 
City people have these big things because they can it is a status symbol....to much money and no brain....we have it here to, our Government made the raod tax higher and parking more expensive to try to cut them down in the Town, but now it is even more of a statement in saying look how much money I have and can waste.
 

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