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Uncommon sense

dun

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Happy New Year, friends. One good way to greet the New
Year is with some Will Roger's cheer.

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman ...
neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: a.) The ones that
learn by reading. b.) The few who learn by
observation. c.) The rest of them that have to pee on
the electric fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back.
12. AND FINALLY ... After eating an entire bull, a
mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept
it up until a hunter came along and shot him ..... The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


dun
 

Jalopy

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You will always learn more with you ears open and your mouth shut.

Better to be quiet and thought of as stupid rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
 

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Both of those are so very true. We just need to practice them more.
 

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