THE MAN RULES/FOR FARMGIRL

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3waycross

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Please remember we are all supposed to be havin fun here.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We
will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, or Football, or golf, or Sex , or motorbikes.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
 

FarmGirl10

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:lol: Four guys used to live in this house...i learned all of this firsthand.


:frowns: No new boots? But I wanted an 8th pair. :cry2:
 

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I have been married for almost 15 years and knew to apply your list 3way within the first few months of dating.... :lol2: Remember we have mom's to learn from... :nod:

One thing you men need to know is that we women can be a b#tch at times just because we can, and do not need a reason... So get over it.... :p :tiphat:
 

chrisy

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I once had it good...it was a house full of girls, then they went and grew up and moved out and left me with two men, so I have first hand knowledge of all the above. Life can be a bitc* not just us girls. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Keren":2fvvzup1 said:
Rangenerd":2fvvzup1 said:
If you really want a fight, randomly put the toilet lid down in the middle of the night.

:cry2: That is NOT nice!

I had the misfortune of experiencing that one winter night ... took me a bleeding hour to get back to sleep

:???: Isn't that what they invented nightlights/lights for?
 

BeefmasterB

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For the guys, if you really want a fight, randomly put the toilet lid UP in the middle of the night. And then run as if the very flames of the devil were lashing your bare feet!!!! :lol2:
 
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