The Half-Wit

[angie2]

Gosh I hope this is funny in real life, and not just because its 4:51 in the morning.....



A man owned a small farm in West Virginia .
The West Virginia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer. :shock:

 

[chrisy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That sounds about right...

 

[jfont]

I wonder if he paid her $10 a week it would be more than ocasionally? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[grannysoo]

That would be even more funny if it was not so close to the truth.......

 

[mnmtranching]

Angie, Tell the truth, You got that out of a N. Minnesota paper. Cause I be a Half Wit. :nod: :nod:

 

[angie2]

Angie, Tell the truth, You got that out of a N. Minnesota paper. Cause I be a Half Wit. :nod: :nod:

I figured you would recognize yourself ~ I was trying to protect your identity........

 

[SmokeStackFarms]

that isn't funny nor exactly accurate (unless I have a twin in W. Va.)
since when do you you know about my life and all those details.
i feel exposed! :help: