Survivor - Texas Style

[flaboy-]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do
one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style"

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to
Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm Gay" "I Love the Dixie Chicks" "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for John
Kerry," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to
confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

 

[MikeC]

We'd like to hear of the "Survivor" series you've got going down there for the "Snowbirds"? :lol:

 

[Bullbuyer]

We've started seeing several of those south-bound "Snowbirds" here in the mountains - seems like they always tend to have car trouble around here. I think making it back to the winter home is "Survivor" enough for most of them.

 

[chrisy]

:lol2: :nod: :lol2: