Sick Leave

[Colorado2008]

>I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to
>take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
>tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling
>and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was
>doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
>Boss
>would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes
>later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I
>told him I was a light bulb.
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>He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
>couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my
>co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do
>you think you're going ?"
>(You're gonna love this.....keep going)
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>She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK!"

 

[millstreaminn]

That's a good one. Reminds me of this one...

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw another blonde rowing a boat in a field of corn. The blonde in the car stopped and said, "It's blondes like you that give the rest of us blondes a bad name, if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt."

I don't know why, but I just think that's a funny joke. :lol:

 

[Alice]

Both of those jokes crack me up! :lol:

 

[chrisy]

good ones